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This was way too funny. I laughed so hard, the next row was wondering what was going on in my office. LOL!!!!

Thanks,

L.

Did anybody else hear a turkey call at the end of the story? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I used to live in Santa Cruz California .... up in the mountain area ... there is a turkey ranch ... for some fun (usually while stoned) we used to drive up to the ranch and watch the burds (spelled incorrectly on purpose) go nutz when we whistled. I have one of those fingers in the mouth whistle that is very loud and piercing. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Try it some time if you're ever around a bunch of dumb burds. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Ahhhhhh the good old daze.

My burd is still defrosting.......

Thanksgiving smells good .....

Thanks for the dumb joke TMCM .... got gizzards???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Interesting a bunch of Turkeys making fun of other Turkeys .... Verrrrrry interesting.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Resilient:
<strong>Interesting a bunch of Turkeys making fun of other Turkeys .... Verrrrrry interesting.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I resemble that remark <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Hey Coffeeguy,

Just wanted to let you know that I shared your turkey humor story with my H and we have been laughing for 2 days!!!

Thanks soooo much for this bit of humor. His favorite line: "by the grace of God and these two fingers....." LOL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Toooo funny!!

L.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Orchid:
<strong>Hey Coffeeguy,

Just wanted to let you know that I shared your turkey humor story with my H and we have been laughing for 2 days!!!

Thanks soooo much for this bit of humor. His favorite line: "by the grace of God and these two fingers....." LOL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Toooo funny!!

L.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You are most welcome Orchid.

I'm so glad that my turkey humor story brought a smile to both you and your H's faces. All of us need a little humor in our lives to releive the stress in our lives and to fortify our spirits. It's too bad that the folks in the divorced and recovery board have not had a chance to comment on it since I beleive they would also benefit from it as well, oh well.