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#1051263 01/17/03 10:00 AM
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<small>[ February 05, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: TheCalypso ]</small>

#1051264 01/17/03 11:30 AM
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Oh boy, I'm sure glad you are a woman because if any of us guys were to have posted that, there would have been so many flames that we would been cooked extra crispy. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

#1051265 01/17/03 11:41 AM
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New meds for women....

Damitol
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.

St. Mom's Wort:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering children
unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen:
Highly effective capsule that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the
memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.

Peptobimbo:
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves
flirting.

Dumerol:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing
enjoyment of country western music.

Flipitor:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics:
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving
grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.

Menicillin:
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines
as, "You make me want to be a better person... can we get naked now?"

Buyagra:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and
duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength Buy-One-all:
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so
severe the victim may even come home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by
Dr. Laura.

JackAsspirin:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.

Antitalksident:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers.

Sexcedrin:
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a
headache," syndrome.

Ragamat:
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging
on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it
herself.

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Yummmmmmmmm
tmcm....that's exactly how I like my man...extra crispy <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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thestorm, maybe that's the reason I never liked math!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

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