Well, these actually started out life as lawyer jokes, but what the hey! -Qfwfq

Q: What do you have when 100 OP are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of OP on them...and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What's the difference between an OW and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call 20 OP skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet.

Q: If you see the OP on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit them?
A: It might be your bicycle.

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, a smart blonde, a sensitive man, an honest OP and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other five are mythical creatures.

cute

ROFLMAO!!!! Thanks Q. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> It's nice to see things lighten up a bit once in a while.

MTD

hahahaaa!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

"What do you call 100 Other Persons at the bottom of the ocean?"

A start!

What the heck they should merge this thread with Mark's bar thread.....

Sort of like Night at the Improv! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

And then, of course there's:

Q: What do you call a busload of OP going off a cliff with two empty seats?
A: A crying shame!!!!!

From 2long with love,
-Qfwfq

I don't know what movie it was, but I like Rodney Dangerfield saying:

Hey....say hi to your wife and my kid...will ya?

Not exactly an OP joke, but this one popped into my head on a really bad day:

I can't cut him off. I don't know where he's getting it.

This one is an OP/Lawyer joke:

What's black and brown and looks good on an OP's throat?
A: A Doberman.

Dobie:

That was one of the lawyer jokes on the list that I didn't use!!!

I love you man!

From 2long/T-zero with love,
-Qfwfq

lawyer Jokes eh?

Might aswell!!!

Hunting Other persons for sport has lately become somewhat of a past time for people. Enough so that the government has stepped in with new laws limiting such things as who can hunt them, how many can be hunted, and by what means...

1. Any person with a valid State hunting license may harvest OP's.

2. The taking of OP's with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

3. The killing of OP's with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove road kill to roadside, then proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest Op's from a helicopter or other aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout, "No sex in marriage," "my emotional needs arnt being met" or, "my wallet is full" for the purposes of trapping OP's.

7. It shall be unlawful to hunt OP's within 200 yards of family homes

8. If an OP is elected to government office, there will be a $500 bounty on the pelt.

9. Stuffed or mounted OP must have a state health department inspection for STD's, vermin and other contagious diseases.

Other Person Bag Limits:

Yellow-Bellied OP= 5
Skinny-Assed OP = 12
Fat assed= 20
Silver-Tongued OP= 50
Gold digging= No limit
Honest OP = Extinct

Bwa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Here is a dosey -

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not knowing that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says. "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy. "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The preist says, "Don't start that **** again."

Thanks for the jokes Q- helps diffuse that ole anger at the OP!

Honey

Hi need some insight.. please see my lastest posts...I'm breaking apart and she is getting so cold.. one minute .. it looks like there is a light and the next total darkness..you gave some good advise need more.. at shes leaving me..I cant let my family fall apart.. I love my girls too much.. alhough the pain of her hurting me .. make it harder..