Sick humor ? (from brother in law) half or more sound true!
If you speak to the same person on the telephone one or more times a day every day, you might be having an affair.
If you speak to your pastor about a relationship you are having with a member of the opposite sex and are not planning the wedding, you might be having an affair.
If you would be uncomfortable describing your relationship with a member of the opposite sex to your mother and father, you might be having an affair.
If you have a relationship with a person who seems to want to do anything you want to do, or likes anything you like, or agrees with every thing you say, you might be having an affair.
If you are spending time with someone and are never interrupted by children, you might be having an affair.
If you know a person who loves everything you cook and asks for your recipes so he or she can cook it, you might be having an affair.
If you are concerned about looking your very best whenever you see a person, you might be having an affair.
If you spend time with a person sharing dissatisfactions about your spouse, you might be having an affair.
If you are spending time with a person who has had one or more affairs already, you might be having an affair.
If you are spending time with a person who tells you that you are the only one who understands him or her, you might be having an affair.
If you spend time with a person who tells you he or she has never known anyone like you before, you might be having an affair.
If you spend time with a person who tells you he or she needs you to be happy, you might be having an affair.
If you need to spend time with a person in order to elevate your self esteem, you might be having an affair.
If you have a relationship with a person who would quickly and easily replace you if the relationship ended, you might be having an affair.
If you look for places to park your car where it will not be seen, you might be having an affair.
If you spend time with a person who loves all your music and asks to borrow your cd’s and tapes, you might be having an affair.
If your face is always shaved, or your legs are always shaved, you might be having an affair.
If you are spending time with a person who makes you feel like you are a teenager even though you have not been a teenager for twenty or more years, you might be having an affair.
If you think your relationship with another person is justified because it is special, you might be having an affair.
