Here's another whopper of a tale.

Here I sit at home minding my own business when a 'private call' comes through. Thinking it might be SIL or my mother, I pick up the phone.

Guess who? An OW. What? Well not WS' OW but some Ws' ow. What??? Yep, this kid calls up to say she is prego. Now her education level is quite low and her speech is deplorable. One of PBR's friends? Well PBR is almost 50 so I think not.

What a strange coincidence doncha think? So I ask who is calling....she refuses to give a name. Then I say who do you wish to speak with, again no name. This OW starts to say that the WS is on his way to her home, so I tell her why call here? Hurry up and open the door to let him in. Stuns her for a bit, then she replies something about the WS taking crack and being Punjabi. Well I now know this is now the wrong number. Oh yea, she accuses me of that also. NOw I know she has the wrong number..... so I tell her she has the wrong # and I am divorced!

Mr. Honesty (son) is in the background, and says No you're not. Hopefully the nutcake didn't hear it. I get on the phone to H who is still at work. He is baffled. While this all could be too real, he says there hasn't been anyone and so no one c/b prego. Must be a wrong #. Well I let him stew in it a bit and let him know I am angry.

The nut calls back again. Starts out with 'hey sweetie' and I put her on hold. Cut back over to H and tell him how to hook up 3 way calling. Couldn't do it and then the nut hung up.

I think the next time I will tell any OW that calls here that we are divorced, he is now gay and has aids. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

Need to find a better place of refuge.

How dumb can an OW be????

<small>[ April 09, 2003, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: Orchid ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> How dumb can an OW be????
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Apparently pretty dumb. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Orchid, I have not followed close enough, is your H home now?

Suz

Here's another to add to "How stupid can OW be" file.

I called ow's home to speak to her husband. When she answered the phone (she had no idea that I knew who she was), I asked to speak to Richard. Her reply was not "You have the wrong number." but "That's not my husband's name." I didn't say can I speak to your husband Richard. The phone number is listed in her name. I have had so many chuckles over that one...

Also when my husband wrote her a N/C letter, she called him demanding to meet him to discuss the matter. When he told her no, she threatened that she would have to talk to me about it. He said ok and handed me the phone and I'm sure she had to change her underwear afterward.

She sent me an unsigned letter telling of the affair. He asked her if she did it and of course she denied doing it. Being as stupid as she is, she later told him that she sent an unsigned letter to a fellow co-worker that she hated. Duh!

Want to hear a funny story? This woman's deceased husband was a ws. While she was soundly sleeping at night, the phone rang. She answered and it was one of his ow's. She asked by name for the deceased husband. The widowed woman, peacefully responded, "hold on I'll get him". She put the phone on the nightstand and went back to sleep! I love that one.

Orchid,

She is not only dumb (given by her man a wrong#) but very desparate. That will probably put her as a younger and dumber (or dumbest) version of PBR ... lol !. You could *69 after her call and scare her back ... telling her that you know her number and stop calling or you will give it to police.

-rh-

Hello Orchid,

Now that is unbelieveable! I hope that all is well.

WR

Hi Susan,

Yes Ws is now an H and seems to be doing better. Still have plan B in my back pocket. Trust take time. Loooong time. He still wants to help and that can get him in troubld. He sort of envies my MB posting here and thinks he can do the same without MB. Must still have a bit of fog left. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Current status is that this nut called back again last night 1 hour later. Called the police this time and filed a report this morning. Put a trap/trace setup on our phone. Now have to wait for the rat to bite the bait.

I told H to be 'nice' and also let him know that this aggravation is the same that I felt from his A. Except I had to deal with it for over 2 years!

He tried to briefly babble his way and and it only made him look worse so he stopped.

Thanks for asking and also to the rest who have posted, thanks for your support.

Wish they could make it so that all incoming stupid A calls would just go in the trash! LOL!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

L.