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#1091678 09/20/03 12:44 AM
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In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six monthes. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too!
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children(who are the size of walnuts)while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.
If you're mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!!!!

#1091679 09/19/03 02:25 PM
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cherise you sure have a great sense of humor.

Glad I stopped over for my laugh of the day!

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Debi

#1091680 09/19/03 04:03 PM
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yes, please... me too.

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#1091681 09/21/03 09:01 AM
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HAHAHAHAHA...I loved up...very, very funny stuff. Thanks, Cherise


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