A little bit of humor (or is it) for Friday:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."

Arons denied that there was any truth to rumors that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan.

This new style already has attracted a new admirer, Blaine the Australian boogie boarder.

Barbie -- the most popular fashion doll in the world, according to toy maker Mattel -- met Ken on the set of a TV commercial in 1961, and they have been inseparable ever since.

Arons hinted Wednesday that the separation may be partially due to Ken's reluctance to getting married. All those bridal Barbie dolls in toy chests around the globe are really just examples of Barbie's wishful thinking, she explained.

Another possible factor is Barbie's career. The doll who was "born" Barbie Millicent Roberts in 1959 has been everything from a rock star to military medic, and she's currently marketed in more than 150 countries. According to Mattel, every second, three Barbie dolls are sold somewhere in the world.

So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons: "He will head for other waves."

<small>[ February 13, 2004, 08:10 AM: Message edited by: FeelinGuilty ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FeelinGuilty:
<strong> A little bit of humor (or is it) for Friday:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Just like J.Lo and Ben, the romance is over for Barbie and Ken.

After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up.......
So where does that leave Ken? Said Arons: "He will head for other waves." </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh no!?!?!?! Ken's is headed for an 'OW" (other waves)???? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />


L.

Orchid - it could be slightly different:

Perhaps Ken is headed to San Fran to finally marry GI Joe? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by worthatry:
<strong> Orchid - it could be slightly different:

Perhaps Ken is headed to San Fran to finally marry GI Joe? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It seems that Eddie Murphy was right. All we need is for Barbie and Mr T to fall in love ("WOMAN I WANT TO PUT MY TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT!! I LOVE YOU!!). <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

<small>[ February 14, 2004, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: T00MuchCoffeeMan ]</small>

Of course, it could all be Barbie's decision. We all here know the "feel it's time to spend some quality time -- apart" excuse is a euphemism for something more, er, explicit. Maybe she's looking for someone more anatomically correct?

WAT