OW getting you down today???

OK, now a funny or two to lighten your load:

1.. How do you keep your husband's mistress from drowning?

...count to ten and take your foot off her head.

2. A BS sneaks into OW's apartment and finds an old lamp. Curious, she rubs it and the OW's genie appears. "Wow, do i get 3 wishes like in the stories?" she asks.

"Yes, says the genie... but since I am OW's genie whatever you get she will get double!"

The BS thinks for a moment....
"Give me 20 million dollars" says the BS
"Done, but now OW has $40million"

"Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful woman alive" says the BS.

"You now are, but OW is twice as beautiful" says the genie... "and your last wish?"

The BS thinks for a moment, she is now wealthy and easily the second most beautiful woman alive... what else does she want? At this point our heroine reaches deep inside to release her inner b1tch and responds thusly:
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"I want you to beat me half to death - slowly"

This is good! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Funny, I was going to post just last night about drowning the OW (that I wanted to at the time, that is <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ). But I found it too violent to put in words <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />

Thank you, 2oak <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

When you either need to laugh or cry try the former - less messy and won't screw up your eye makeup.

Hello, 2oaK, good to hear from you!