Last night H called me from the ER twice <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> That never happens. he hasn't called me from the ER in months! I was very happy though <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
So we were talking and I noticed he was chewing gum...something he only did when he was with OW...now I cringe when he chews gum...This is how our conversation went!
me: your chewing GUM?
H: YES, I know you hate it when I chew gum, cuz it reminds you of her.
me: YES..
H: but it helps with my breath...
me: I tried to get you to chew gum for years and you never would
H: well we were married
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />
H: I know a lot of things remind you of her (and he started naming some things)
me: no, not TOO many things...but the GUM really gets to me
then somehow we got on the subject of OW breathe
H: OW never had bad breathe
me: oh is that right?
H: nope, never
me: oh really, not even in the middle of the night, or in the morning
H: no NEVER...she never had bad breathe
me: oh give me a break...do you see now how far your head is up your A$$ or was...that is fantasyland talk at it BEST
H: laughing
Can you believe that? Never had bad breathe...then I went on to ask him a few more questions about OW true side...
me: "so tell me, did she ever fart in front of you, pee in front of you, do anything in front of you"..
H: nope, she didnt' do anything in front of me...not even shower...she never even took her bra off...not once...she wouldn't even take her shirt off when they had SEX!
Oh now that is LOVE huh? Did we have something to HIDE? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
