Yesterday when I went in a cupboard in the kitchen I was awarded by a box of FROOT-LOOPS..hitting me smack on the head...

(when I came to...) little drama queen action there..

I thought of all you in plan B who leave the house to let WS come visit the children...
and am officially recomending the boooby trapping of certain cupboards in the kitchen and other places....

make it fun and interesting...
try froot-loops....cardboard boxes do hurt...
consider that bag of flour positioned just right...
rig the bathroom vanity to explode Q-tips...

If you are really good you could have plaster fall on their heads like what happened to Omarosa in the Apprentice.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

let them explain how that bump got there...to someone else ofcourse....

I will now return the previously scheduled dead on strict marraige BUILDING advice...
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ARK

cute ark!!

Good one!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ark^^ wrote:
consider that bag of flour positioned just right...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><evil laugh>

And hey, why stop there? For a Plan A thingie I made my H Cappino. For those of you who don't know, Cappino is an Italian soup with tons of diff types of seafood, my then-H is Italian and loves Cappino.

Dealio is, he'd go see OW and she would get really P/O'd cuz he smelled like fish. <warning, next sentence could be offensive to some>, so OW thought my H was having sex with me ... LMAO and she was LBing all over the place. She even called me and left a very disgusting msg to me on my answering machine. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

Jo

<small>[ April 28, 2004, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Resilient ]</small>

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Resilient:

he smelled like fish. so OW thought my H was having sex with me ... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Or having sex with Flipper! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Pep

See Pep,,

I told ya you have a dirty mind...!!!

Res,
You should have called her back and said...

well it was souper!!!!
thankyou very much...

ARK