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Does this mean he is cheating on his OW with his Wife? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> I like ark's suggestion - I did just purchase a very nice cast iron frying pan! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Frying pan leaves marks... too incriminating.
Use roach spray...
"Oh dear me !!... another investation on my front porch??....I better get that spray out and protect myself... cuz' there's something buggin' me!"
ssssssssssprayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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believer:
Don't feel 2bad. I never really go 2 plan B so that I don't feel bad when I fall out of it...
...now my buddies can jerk a knot upside MY haid with a frying pan for that!
Fog is pretty weird. Having a good atti2de while it permeates even the furni2re takes intestinal 4ti2de.
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<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> You go girl!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Pepperband:
<strong> Frying pan leaves marks... too incriminating.
Use roach spray...
"Oh dear me !!... another investation on my front porch??....I better get that spray out and protect myself... cuz' there's something buggin' me!"
ssssssssssprayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Pep,
Good plan, but if I may...wasp spray, much better. Has a much longer reach. Ya don't have to get that close to them to protect yourself!
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pep - I will invest in some roach spray.
betrayed - Yep, he is cheating on OW with me. Too funny. He will not admit that, but usually when he comes here, he has his daughter drop him off, so that his truck won't be seen by OW.
JustJ - Yep, I was teleported to the bedroom. But come on girl, I've been without SF for a year now. Give me a break.
IS girl - Wasp spray sounds good, but your H is the one that got me into this mess. Tell him I am still glad that I let WH retire. It seems to be turning him around, but we will see.
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Does he see the irony in this? Sneaks around on the "Pesky" OW to be with the Betrayed Spouse! And on the SF front - I definitely would have been transported immediately!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> It's been 7 months for me in Plan A w/ him right beside me - I'm hoping for a little nooky before I move to far away for an every 10 day drop-in!! Everyone needs a little lovin' every once in awhile!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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betrayed -
Yep, it is very funny how I am now the OW. I don't think he even thinks about it.
And about SF. I am not sorry about that. Of course we did use protection. I don't wanna get any diseases from that pesky OW.
However, this morning I got up and took a shower, then went to work. About 9:00 AM I felt something on the back of my neck. It felt like a skin tag.
So I went to lunch and later in the afternoon, looked in the mirror. There was this big black thing on my neck. When I pushed on it, it seemed to wiggle. So I pulled on it, and out it came. It was a tick - all my life I have never had one. So don't know if it was from WH and his OW. But it was very creepy.
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betrayed - Yep, he is cheating on OW with me. Too funny. He will not admit that, but usually when he comes here, he has his daughter drop him off, so that his truck won't be seen by OW.
Great BIG giant hickies all over his neck and back and chest ....
And bite marks...
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nail scratches down his back side
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and spray his clothes with your perfume...
leave your mark on him...
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IO definitely like the idea of hickies or shall I say "Love Bites". Hmmmmmmm. Practice, he'll be back in 10 days!
Maybe the "alien" reproduces via ticks. What is that pesky OW - a dog?
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It does get old, those babbling anger episodes. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
Distance yourself from it and you don't have to give him a response to all his ???. If he wants more info,he will find it. He is aware of your requirements.
His happiness or lack thereof isn't your concern, in fact, I would throw back how incensed you are that the OW isn't living up to her 'responsibility'. I remember telling my WS to go yell at the OW for not doing her job. See I had e-mails from the OW clearly outlining the fact that she would make him happy, healtier and wealther than his family ever could. Well whoever said his family had to do all that, I thought the Ws was in control of his own future, or is that another WS confusing statement?
JMHo,
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