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I posted this as a joke in another thread but I like more the more I read it, maybe just the mood I'm in. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I feel like I need to re-up my Plan B with a new PBL. WW, When you dump the loser and get your head out of your a$$, give me a ring. Until then, I don't want to see your face. Love, CP Short and too the point. Too blunt?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Comments? -------------------- WS, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent fog talk were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no love units, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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CP-ROTFLMAO. I love it. I think it says it all. Do you mind if I use it on my WW?
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Feel free <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
It's simple, it's clean, it's growin' on me.
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<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Well... it just aout covers all the bases... except the "I love you" part.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well... it just aout covers all the bases... except the "I love you" part.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Sure it does... </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">WW, When you dump the loser and get your head out of your a$$, give me a ring. Until then, I don't want to see your face. Love, CP</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">short, simple, and complete <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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I STAND corrected! LOL <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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I like it. Kinda catchy. Has a ring to it.
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I think thats the best PBL I have ever read!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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I have a confession to make...
I'm finding myself having feelings for a member of the opposite sex...
it's my WW!
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! Why can't I just hate the woman and get on with the rest of my life! She's never coming back anyway.
I take that back. With my luck she'll come a-beggin' 5 years from now just as I'm completely getting all of this out of my system. She'll probably be pregnant with someone elses baby, and only really back cause they've dumped her. Can't for get the insult to add to the injury. The way my life works I just know it will happen. In fact I'll start a list of conditions for her return right now:
1. WW must quit job with current company or relocate to a new city with company. (WW is shacked up with someone she works with)
1a. If either is impractical, WW must wear a garrishly red 6"x6" capital letter A prominently upon her person at all times while at job for the next year, to acknowledge and repent the error of her ways.
1b. Further WW must announce to coworkers that OM has a tiny manhood, is completely innept as a lover, and is an all around loser.
1c. WW should also announce what a breathtakingly wonderful and forgiving person CP is, apologize to doing him wrong, and reveal her new and improved love and undying devotion for him.
2. Um,... I'll think of more later.
That doesn't seem so bad does it. Surely she'll go for that.
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The preceding rant brought to you by Fatigue and Frustration. Thank you and goodnight.
<small>[ May 22, 2004, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: cellophane ]</small>
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night night, CP!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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I'm still fantasizing how I can put your nifty PBL to good use...
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Hm. Well, if you took out the LBs you could prolly use it:
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When you break up with OM and get through the worst of the upset afterwards, give me a ring. Until then, I don't want to see you.
Love,
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Not quite as much of a ring to it, though.
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No, this definitely doesn't have the same cachet.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Just J: <strong> Hm. Well, if you took out the LBs you could prolly use it: -------------------------------------------- WW, When you break up with OM and get through the worst of the upset afterwards, give me a ring. Until then, I don't want to see you. Love, CP -------------------------------------------- Not quite as much of a ring to it, though. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Nah, it lost the zing. And that's the beauty of it. Short. Concise. To the point. A real fog disperser. Course it would totally piss her off and make her think she was right to leave in the first place. Oh, and CP? You'll also probably be making a butt-load of money about the time she decides to come back. She'll have that kid to look after, and you know how love, even soulmate love, isn't enough to buy diapers and all that. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> ~ Snow
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CP on your list of conditions for return I would add that she must pass a weekly lie detector test. My WW is such a sociopathic liar that she probably couldn't be tested.
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