</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> You'll never guess what just landed in my back garden! David Beckham's penalty!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Curious to see if anyone gets this besides me.....


I've already made plans to go to Germany in '06 to see Team USA run roughshod over the rest of the xxxxfootballxxxx soccer playing world......

Ethan

Robby: You are I are going to FIGHT! It is not my fault a bunch of blue hairs in Palm Beach, I mean God's waiting room, had to *' up the election. DO NOT GO THERE!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I did laugh my [censored] off though. And the additional redneck jokes...classic.

CV: Cruise it is. To hell with Florida! CV, we will get all liquered up and go on a cruise. In fact, I am planning on joining a friend on a 7-day cruise in November. Once I get the details, I will share it with you. But aren't you afraid to leave ***edit*** at home alone. I guess I would be in fear of becoming super controling in your situation. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Got the soccer jokes. Although, I am instantly irritated. STBXBFLWH went and saw that movie "Bend it like beckham" with his Indian girlfriend, and even had the***edit*** to rent it for our family to watch before d-day. UUGGGGHHHH! Too bad, too. Because David Beckham is beyond FINE, and he kinda ruined it for me! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ July 06, 2004, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Justuss ]</small>

DipiT-

A night out dancing with CV at channelside followed by a cruise would cheer you both up! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Maybe you can be the MB cruise director! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

I am quite familiar with channleside, spent many a night partying it up there, in fact, was there when we won one of the stanley cup final games while the team was away at Calgary (the Forum is right next door).

Fun fun fun fun fun fun.

Is this a girl only cruise? Or can us blokes tag along? Theres gotta be a cocktail and a lounge chair somewhere in this world waiting for me, I just know it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Robby, glad I did something for your self-worth, although I'm not sure what the heck I said. What I wrote sure didn't sound too uplifting to me. And by the way, I've gotten some good crap at Walmart!

DipiT, H asked me to go to a business conference in November. Maybe if I play my cards right I will have shoved him back into OW's loving arms by then. Then we can PARRRRRTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!

As far as being nervous about leaving him alone, I don't know. Maybe I would be. However, I am a strange BS. I'm not checking cell phone bills, and I barely check his e-mail. If he "F"s me over again that's it. If I feel the gut thing this time I will be doing heavyduty checking immediately. I just figure if he wants to talk to her there is a million ways to accomplish that goal, whether I'm in town or not.

Signing off for now! Hope while I'm gone more humor is shared on this thread, cause we all could use some. CV

CP:Blokes permitted...why not.

Maybe we should even bring along a moderator or two to keep us out of trouble. Any takers. Ark? Melody? Orchid? Redhat?

CV: Maybe we can push it back a bit...I gotta meet my soul sister!

Lostnhurt: Won't you come along?

Ahaaaaa....happy again. In my element. Planning a PAAAARRRRRRTTTTY!!! Woohoo!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> And Robby, thanks for the additional jokes. I got a good laugh is spite of my very black hearted mood. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It just makes me feel good to make someone laugh. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Self worth a bit ragged after A. <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

<small>[ July 06, 2004, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: robby13 ]</small>

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry redneck stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"
The ventriloquist started apologizing to the redreck.
The redneck looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?
---either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

What's the diff between a Yankee and Southern Zoo?
On a Yankee zoo cage it shows animal and scientific name in Latin.
On a Southern zoo it has name of the animal & the recipe...

The ultimate redneck pickup line?
-- Nice tooth...

Definitely the men here are very welcome to come on the cruise. FWSs are welcome to come too. This is where I draw the line. Absolutely NO WSs or fogged out FWSs. Sorry! They've got to find their own vacation. No disrespect or snottiness intended. However, if I'm gonna be cruisin, I don't want any fogged out people spoiling my view of the deep blue sea.

DipiT, I'm glad you're feeling happy again. I thought of this cruise fantasy months ago, when I was in one of my lowest places. I almost started a thread on it. I knew it would pop up at some point. You might be right about those moderators coming along though. I hate to say it, but there could be the dangerous possibility of some revenge As happening. What do you think? A bunch of BSs, pissed as HE** at their Ss, on a cruise with members of the opposite sex, totally getting where each other are at, drinking those margaritas (tequila has gotten me in some trouble before. No, not anything kinky here. Just a major hangover with spinning)...Yep, we better bring some of these moderators along. Somehow I don't think the Harley's would think the cruise would be such a good idea. I think Steve would say we wouldn't be protecting our weaknesses.

Oh well, all the men here are too young for me anyway. I'll be the old lady on the cruise. Of course H's OW was 20 yrs. younger than him. Things are changing. Maybe if H and I break up I could find myself a nice 30something man to hang with.

OK, I better stop now. My fantasy is getting WAAAAYYYY out of hand here. The moderators are going to ban me from the cruise and this MB site for being a bad influence. CV

Morning all...while the cruise fantasy provided some break from the hurt, I am hurting again.

<img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" /> hurting hurting hurting <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />

Meet with STBXBFLWH tonight to go through paperwork, next steps, etc. on our divorce. Kinda relieved about this in fact. Not my source of hurting. Source of hurting the continued struggle with an identity crisis. Coming to terms with the deafening silence of my sometimes empty home, and the lonliness that comes with that.

STBXBFLWH calls me constantly now. Emails me stupid inconsequential stuff. This is not a ploy to salvage our dead marriage (which at this point would take a heart and brain transplant to revive), but as an attempt to be the "good guy." WH's main goal in life is not to seem the *******. He hates people to be mad at him, to think him a jerk, etc. So now that I am talking to him again, quite amicably, in fact, because, well, that is who I am, a funny, nice, amicable person, he thinks he is freed from ******* of the year status. So he calls to ask stupid questions about the D. Questions about the paperwork, when we are going to meet to go over it. I went to the movies with him and the kids on Monday. He asked me to the fireworks show with the kids Sunday, but I declined. He tells me stories of a divorce story he read in Maxim magazine (ohhh yeah, I really care what the porn magazine says about post divorce life) of a couple who divorced, but remained best friends for the kids, etc. I know it did seem to help the kids that we saw spiderman together, but, I am not going to be calling up [censored] to go have drinks or something. Confiding in him about life. Hearing him talk about his love interests. VOMIT.

Anyways, he was calling me yesterday to talk about the D, and we talked for a few minutes. I was rushing him off the phone, because it was a dumb conversation and I was not really interested in chatting with him during my spare time. Beside, a girlfriend was calling on the other line, and I would much rather talk to her. And when he hung up, out of force of habit, he said "Ok, love you, bye." Which is how we hung up all the time before. I just hung up. This did not hurt me, really, it just angered me. Because he thinks he had once again reached this area of familiarity with me, where he can forget what the hell he has done, and make stupid stupid little mistakes like that. He has elephantitis of the balls. I do not know how he does not walk bow-legged, his balls are so big. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Anyways, how should I handle this now. Yes, now I am asking for advice. I do not know if it is mine to seek since I am seeking to no longer build my marriage, and this is, after all, the Marriage Builders site. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="images/icons/confused.gif" />

I think I've put my finger on what we've got Dipi, it's called DOOM!. The future is lost and there is an a sense of impending disaster, and it hurts!

My D came swift like the drop of a guillotine. So I can't help you there, but I don't think you're wrong to seek advice here. Part of the MB process is protecting yourself when the M does collapse.

Hope you have a better rest of your day, maybe I'll come up with a joke to tell later.

Have fun "relating" to you "clients" today. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> hurting hurting hurting </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">and raining too!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Anyways, how should I handle this now. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I don't have a clue! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> You say you're not working on your M anymore so why would a "slip up" bother you? Chalk it up as an old habit popping up at an inopportune time... unless...

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I've built Fort DipiT. It is full of mojo, MBers and of course you! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> (That's you in the middle)

Fort DipiT can help you with all your problems.

Oh, yeah, you may not be able to see it in the blueprint, but Fort DipiT has a retractable roof... no rain! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

CP: I will not agree with Doom, per say, CP. I guess my little idealistic, romantic heart won't let me buy that. But I will partially buy " The future is lost and there is an a sense of impending disaster, and it hurts!" I would rework that to say, however, "The future is unclear, and there is a sense of impending uncertainty, and it hurts!"

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Have fun "relating" to your "clients" today. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I do have fun relating to them. Fortunately, I have developed quite a "brand" for myself (please refer to advertising joke from yesterday). <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Robby:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> You say you're not working on your M anymore so why would a "slip up" bother you? Chalk it up as an old habit popping up at an inopportune time </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You are not mad that I am not working on my marriage anymore, are you? I feel sometimes guilty about that fact, especially since I am on the damn marriage builders site. I even tried to go over to the divorce boards, but, the folks over there are not quite as wacky...but then again, I have not spent a lot of time with them either.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I've built Fort DipiT. It is full of mojo, MBers and of course you! (That's you in the middle). Fort DipiT can help you with all your problems. Oh, yeah, you may not be able to see it in the blueprint, but Fort DipiT has a retractable roof... no rain! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Awwww....Robby, that is sooooo sweet. And you even engineered in a retractable roof. Seriously, I am not being a smart alec. Thank you. What a sweet gesture!
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> You are not mad that I am not working on my marriage anymore, are you? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Heck no! I'm not mad! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

I was just trying to flush out any hint of hope you may have had.

Your

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LEFODPCT H seems to be busy knitting fog.

I'm hungry!

So you like Fort DipiT? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

The defenses and support are strong but you'll have to do the interior design! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

What a poignant and profound comment about doing the interior. You could not be more right. I need to do the insides...my heart.

I need to change the title of this thread...do not feel very mojoed.

DipiT-

Where'd ya go?

Finding your mojo I hope!

I thought I'd try to cheer you up by showing you a picture of my Redneck Dog and my Redneck Baby!

Baby's first picture!

What do you think?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Hahahahahahahahahahaha...LOL!!!

Dude...you are messed up. Especially on the baby front. And here I was thinking I was actually going to lay eyes on your precious little baby! And, I was getting excited thinking you had a weimereiner (sp).

My boyfriend in high school had a weimereiner (however the hell you spell that). And he was a first class redneck. He wanted to be a forest ranger when he grew up, but ended up being the deli manager at the local grocery instead. He cheated on me during my Senior year of high school (I am detecting a trend here) and although I was devestated, I dumped his [censored] like yesterdays trash.

Memories. Ahhhhh. He loved journey. To this day I cringe when I hear Steve Perry.

Anyways, that is funny as hell.

And the closest thing to mojo I have found in the last hour is a diet dr. pepper.

Do you feel randy baby? Well, do ya?

Hey there, sorry to but in on your conversation here but the redneck talk made me laugh… and remember something I saw on the news last night. Now I live in Minnesota… not someplace particularly known for fostering rednecks… but we do, oh do we!!! Well, I was watching the news and they did a story on how this family lost their mobile home trailer to a fire because they believe something ignited the mattress they had stored under the front porch! They showed the fire marshal for the town they are in (east central MN) and he was saying they think it was a stray firework that may have done lit the mattress on fire. The fire marshal even had a mullet!!!! The reporter ended the story saying the family planned on rebuilding in the same site. I started laughing my @ss off!!! It took a couple of minutes to fully comprehend what I had just seen and heard… but wow… all I could hear in my inner monologue was Jeff Foxworthy saying the following (in my best Georgian accent):

If your trailer home burned to the ground because a stray firecracker ignited the mattress you store under your porch…. You might be a redneck.

You just can’t make it up fast enough I guess…