We have all had delightful dreams of how we would like to take revenge on our spouses or the OP.

I once heard of a woman who , on finding out her husband was having an A, did an early morning doorstep delivery of his much treasured winecellar around her village <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Does anyone else have wonderful revenge stories which we can all enjoy whilst avoiding LBing ourselves?

I have dreamed of taking all WH dirty clothes to where OW works (same place as H) and tossing them on her desk. Telling her that if she wanted to F--- my H while I was pregnant and take him away from our DD then she should do his laundry too. All the while I see everyone in the place looking at her. I go on and on about how immoral she is and what a slut, blah blah Anyway it makes me feel better. I often wonder if I might just carry it out before all is said and done.

I imagined going to OM's work and draining all the oil out of his car.

This is one subversive thread.

GC

I live in fear of what I would do when I run into the OM. He lives in the same town. I hate him with a passion. He is a slime. I thought he was a friend, then he backstabbed me and cheated with my wife. I was a complete fool, and I think he took advantage of my wife. I do hope I don't run into him. If I do, I hope I can react and ignore.
Probably not. I haven't seen him since I learned of the affair.

hey ya'll.........sometimes God quiets the storm...sometimes He quiets His child. please take all of these feelings and place them on Gods altar and leave them there. the Lord will deal with them. When they come screaming back into your head and heart- STOP and hand them over again. and again. and again. Stop telling God how big your storm is and start telling the storm how BIG your GOD is! Jesus can bring you calm and peace, let him, he awaits you all.

PEACE OUT

Sorry to lurk here. Just had to say I have adopted a new mantra...if that is okay with you...

Wow, what a great way to speak to a problem!

Stop telling God how big your storm is and start telling the storm how BIG your GOD is!

go for it!

PEACE OUT

OK, if this is just fantasy, how about cutting off the OM's weener.

hee hee!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I meant this thread to be real life revenge stories...but heck..if it can make us laugh lets go fantasy too!!!!

<small>[ July 04, 2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Debbra ]</small>

This one has to take the 'cake' for most disgusting revenge act. Locally, this guy caught his wife and a neighbor in the act. He got his brother and they took the guy and cut his sack open, pulled out his coconuts and said if he did it again, they'd cut 'em off the next time. All the time making his wife watch.

I never heard if she dumped him or never had another affair after that. But I was only about 16 at the time.

I always thought that if my spouse cheated on me, I would divorce her, kill her and the other man or cut off his coconuts. I did none of the above three. We're here trying to work things out and I'd say we're on the way to recovery. God works in mysterious ways.

True story,

My H took a crowbar to OM's new truck, and then broke the door down to his house and chased him out the back door with the crowbar still in hand. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />

kyellow4 did it help in his recovery.i wont to do about the same thing but scared about the law.still got kids to feed

recoveringH...this was supposed to make us laugh not puke!

I told you that it took the cake for most disgusting. Sorry. Didn't mean to make you puke.

Well I have heard a few so here goes..When I caught WS at OW's house early on after DD when he had supposedly come back home for good...I told him he would be hearing from my lawyer...he said fine he would be over to get his clothes...so I thought heck why have him come into the house to pack up...sooo on that day we were having torrential rain storms...I gathered all his things from his closet including underwear, shoes, leather jackets etc...and threw them out on the front lawn in the pouring rain...of yeah I also made sure he had luggage to pack em in...great big green garbage bags that I threw on top of the very big pile...when WS arrived he just backed up his vehicle to the front lawn and not saying a word deposited soggy underwear, shoes filled with water and dripping items in the truck ...must say that day was a victory for me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I have a close friend who after 12 years of marriage her WS came home one day to give her the "Speech".. she had to exist in the home with him for another two weeks before he found an appt...they were constantly fighting...she broke a plate over his head...threw all his clothes out after she soaked them in the bathtub first...the sight was priceless with shoes hanging from trees etc...she also took his toothbrush and cleaned the toilet for a week and the ironic thing is that the SOB didn't as much as have a stomach twinge <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

<small>[ July 05, 2004, 07:36 AM: Message edited by: New Outlook ]</small>

If this is a "fun" thread....you guys are pretty scary.

"There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness" Josh Billings

Go st*rfish!!!

PEACE OUT

Umm... my revenge is:

1. making more $$$ than FWS

2. driving a fancier car than FWS (he loves his car more than me or OWs)

3. own an apartment and a house

4. be serene, beautiful and unavailable

5. have FWS's relatives love me even more

I am getting close to number 1 and FWS doesn't know it, have half of number 3, trying for number 4 and number 5, I know I can do <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Go Ruffled!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />