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Re: TGIF Rant! #1165472 07/30/04 10:25 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480 B brown Member
brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	I'm way over 21 ... make mine a frozen toasted almond (maybe 2)

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165473 07/30/04 10:27 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480 B brown Member
brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	I'll have to pass on the poker ... WH is a Compulsive Gambler and I can't enable all you @ MB <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165474 07/30/04 10:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 515 C chackler Member
chackler Member C Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 515	Yep got the chips!!! Texas hold'em anyone???

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165475 07/30/04 10:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 515 C chackler Member
chackler Member C Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 515	Well brown, if you can't play can you watch? How about you mix the drinks? ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR We'll all go out for a lovely dinner. Fly out here to So. Cal. We will meet at the Ivy on the Shore in Santa Monica. Hopefully we will see Mel Gibson there. We'll dine on crab cakes, prime rib, chilean sea bass. Then we will move to the patio so I can have my cigar and Ivy Gimlet. Yummy!!!

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165476 07/30/04 10:35 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480 B brown Member
brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	I don't know about the "Watching" part .. I'll mix the drinks .... Everybody like 7&7's .. that's all I can mix.

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165477 07/30/04 10:41 PM
Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 421 S SureSurvivor Member
SureSurvivor Member S Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 421	Horse goes into the bar. The bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165478 07/30/04 10:47 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480 B brown Member
brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	Weaver .. let's see if you get this one .... The first guy walks into a bar A second guy walks into a bar The third guy ducked!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165479 07/30/04 10:49 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 944 F FamilyMatters Member
FamilyMatters Member F Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 944	Brown whatever you mix is cool by me... I'll be the overly sensitive lush.. who drools and says..I love you guys maaaannnnnn... I love the jokes, keep em comin.. My W is now insisting I go out and have fun.. I get it! It's a Jedi Mind trick..I go out and cheat on her then she feels better and can continue cheating without guilt... I aint fallin for that one.... Back to the jokes... A staggering winno, drunk off his keaster approaches a mother walkin down the street and says. "Excuse me Missy could you kindly tell me where the other side of the street is??? The puzzled mother looks at him sarcastically and points.. "Its over there you drunk winno" The winno looks across the steet and yells "I was just over there and someone told me it was over here!! Why won't you &#$@% make up your ^#&#%#& minds! Sorry that's the best I can do.. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> Thank you

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165480 07/30/04 11:08 PM
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brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	FM that was a fine joke .... no really .... just grand .... I went and got serious for a moment and went to another "thread" .... you've "spoken" to My H .... I love you MAAAAAAN! Thanx now more jokes ...let's see .... give me a minute

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165481 07/30/04 11:22 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480 B brown Member
brown Member B Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 480	oops! I'm trying to remember some clean jokes ... I just called the H .. he's didn't have any either .... I'm also trying to be PC ... don't want to "hurt" anyone's feelings (b/c we're all hurting already - smile). I'll be back when I find that zinger ..... Freaky Monkey I enjoyed the RANTS!!!!

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165482 07/30/04 11:26 PM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 52 M Mugsy Member
Mugsy Member M Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 52	What did the hotel maid hear when she accidently walked in on Hilary Clinton and Janet Reno??? You da man! No...YOU Da man! No...You Da man! Sorry its late and thats all I could think of!

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165483 07/31/04 12:36 AM
Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 944 F FamilyMatters Member
FamilyMatters Member F Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 944	We are all fun people, good people, compassionate people, deserving of love, and happiness.. just remember that at the low points of trying to save your M and hold onto your convictions for the greater good You are not alone and it's okay to hurt, feel frustrated and to be sick and tired of it all. My W is back on the couch again, I guess the guilt that I'm unhappy drove her right back on the couch...well isn't that special? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Be like me suck it up for the team for a change, see the big picture for a change, stop indulging yourself for a change......... Blah! If you walked into our home tonight and looked around, you'd think she was the one who's been lied to repeatedly and had her heart jumped and down on like a freakin trampoline.... Somebody get the medic she's not gonna make it, she's not gonna make it.. Withdrawal is still in the building and shows NO vital signs!!!! Get the Girney!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Re: TGIF Rant! #1165484 07/31/04 07:22 AM
Joined: May 2004 Posts: 7,093 W weaver Member
weaver Member W Joined: May 2004 Posts: 7,093	I woke up this morning and LMAO when I read this thread. Mugsy - I'm still laughing over that one! And Brown - Yeah I get it! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

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