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Need humor
#1181392 09/03/04 01:53 AM
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Having a horrible week, when it should be a great week. Not gonna bog everyone down with it, though.

In my short-lived life on MB, I have read so much about "bad" IC's and MC's. Just thinking it would be a bit of fun to get some stories/one-liners that may just brighten everyone's weekend.

The two I can contribute: (MC) called brown an "automatic coffee maker" and me a "perculator." HA! (Funny...he wasn't so far off!)
(IC) called me a f@#$ing [censored]! (How could I respond??? He was right!!!)

<small>[ September 03, 2004, 01:55 AM: Message edited by: LINY ]</small>
Re: Need humor
#1181393 09/03/04 02:32 AM
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My favorite prayer....

FRIENDSHIP PRAYER

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch. AMEN K72172
Re: Need humor
#1181394 09/03/04 06:20 AM
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k2--thanks!!!
(First time I ever heard/saw this was at work--so I just changed "friendship" to "employee"! I wanted to hang it up--very visib;y outside my office--but I could get in some deep trouble--with the ones, of course, who it was meant for!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />
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I have an out of the mouth of babes

My toddler thanked me for something the other day,

He - thanks Maam
Me - your welcome Sir.
He - Your a Maam? You don't have a penis? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
Me - That's right, Mama has a vagina.
He - Yup, your penis broke off.

Yeah, my penis broke off. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
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<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
HA!!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I *was* going to say, what a great gem, even though it wasn't from a C. After thinking about it for a minute, children can be the *BEST* C's a parent can have!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

PS What a typical "guy" thing to say! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />
(I'll have a cold one waiting for him a few years down the road! And wait 'til he reads the "Rib story" in the Good Book!!! I can only imagine his responses!)

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#1181397 09/04/04 02:08 AM
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((((BuMp))))
Maybe 3iac can get this going! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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