I am not going to LB.....just had to say it.....
again and again.......Just because WW was not answering phone, not going to LB, instead, I think I will send flowers and an email with a joke in it, anyone got any good jokes?

Here's a funny for the day:

A very successful Lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office,ready to show it off to all his colleagues.As he got out,a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off the driver's side.The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911 and within minutes the policeman pulled up.Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,the Lawyer started screaming hysterically.His Lexus,which he had just picked up the day before,was now completely ruined and would never be the same no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the Lawyer finally calmed down from his ranting and raving,the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you Lawyers are",he said."You are so focused on your posessions that you don't notice anything else".

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you".

"AHHHHH" screamed the Lawyer, "Where's my Rolex?"

<small>[ October 01, 2004, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: Octobergirl ]</small>

Thanks I like it! And I needed a smile! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

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LOL.... O. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Nice one.

C.

The same lawyer years later was facing the end of his life. He told his wife that he believed he could take his money with him. He instructed her to put all his money in a jar in the attic and after he died, he would get it. A few days after the funeral, the wife remembered the jar in the attic and went to look. Of course, it was there full of money. His wife, thought to herself, "Maybe I should have put it in the basement."


A man was in a terrible accident and lost his p*n*s. At the hospital, the doctor came into his room and said, "There's good news and bad new. The good news is we can replace what you've lost. The bad news is a large one is $50,000, a medium one is $30,000 and a small one is $15,000. It's quite a decision, so you discuss it with your wife and I'll be back to see what you decide." When he returned the man said, "My wife would rather have a new kitchen." (for some reason only women seem to like this joke)