Sorry if this is TMI. This subject of my post is kind of funny and humorous..but I'm also serious. But man, thinkin' I need an alternate anonymous name for posts like this.

I don't know WHAT happened over the weekend, but all of the sudden I am so friggin' horny I can't stand it. I'm serious. I'm about to hop a plane to puerto rico not to give my husband love..lol, but to get some SATISFACTION!! Hell no, I don't feel a bit bad about "using" him!! (lol, not really going to PR, but oh, the temptation!). I had to settle for a little..um..phone talk and some emails, but it is simply just not ENOUGH!

My lord, is this how teenage boys feel? You poor things!

Please don't laugh at me. I really don't know what to do here. This is driving me crazy. Showers, walking, etc are helping while I am doing them, but the relief does not last for long. I feel like such a guy (no offense to you men). I cannot see feeling like this until my husband turns around or walks away for good. suggestions..puhhlleeeezzeeeeeeee???

(and again, please don't laugh)

Sorry if this is TMI but why don't you consider taking YOUR matters 'into your own hands'. (I'm sure you get what I'm saying)

I don't mean to offend, but it will help.

Divert your mind and put your energy into every other thing in life. That will help, too.

Hopeful

hp, lol..um...I have done that. But it's just not enough.

maybe i just need to clean like a mad-woman or something.

Maddy, my FWW can't keep her hands off me this past coupla weeks. I swear I am using BABY LOTION to get through the day without squeaking in my shorts !

Good job I am fitter after the A, I need to be !Take today ...I am on a conference call in my home office and FWW comes in with a coffee...in her underwear. Sits on my lap, nibbles my ears etc until there is 'an obvious response' and disappears out the door.I follow playfully after a few seconds to find her ...in a ..position...erm...requiring my , erm, physical assistance..so I missed a whole lot of that call.

And this is happening all the time ! Twice, 3 times a day ! I think she's trying to kill me for the insurance !

So thats how I deal with my FWWs libido !! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

Sorry hon, I can imagine how tough it is.

You know as well as I do that theres only one way to deal with libido and it involves knocking boots. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

<small>[ October 05, 2004, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Bob Pure ]</small>

you know i've realized i have needs too. it's been a year since i was last w/my H. for the last 4 or 5 years it really has been my top need or even in the top 5 but now that it's gone, geez!! it's true what they say, not knowing what you got till it's gone. i don't know if you've ever seen the movie Baby Boom with Diane Keaton but it is absolutely hilarious and has a few scenes where she talks about this type of thing and it's just "real."

basically what i have had to do is pray about it a lot. what i have to keep telling myself (this is me now remember) that i am better then my H and the OW and that somehow deters my thoughts. not saying that you would have any kind of A but like i said for me it just helps that i tell myself that i can do this because God wants what is best for me and if it means to wait for my H then so be it or if it means to wait until i'm in another R then so be that. again, somehow just thinking those things makes me NOT think about my own feeling right now.

i don't know if i have explained myself very well. but you've given yourself kind of a timeline, perhaps plan B after the holidays and that's not that far away, maybe after that things will move quickly (D) and you can do other things. also don't think you've said how the job situation is going so maybe once you have that or once you get into school, things will get off your mind.

prayers to you, RR

Bob - braggart!

Maddy - one word: Toys. Sorry. It's not the same, but in the immortal words of Larry the Cable Guy, it'll "get'er done."

After your dh comes home, you can also follow Larry's advice and buy you some of those "eatin britches." LMAO.

I'm so sorry. I SO understand.

- Kimmy

Hi maddyk,

I think at 33 years old, you are still in the years where women are at their “peak” sexually. Your needs are natural and a sign that you are normal. Maybe you are having an extra surge of hormones or something. My gynecologist once told me that as a woman gets older, sometimes her ovaries go into overdrive, sort of like an last ditch effort to reproduce while they still can.

Anyhow. I know you’re uncomfortable. You’ve probably already realized this, but one way to help yourself is to be careful what you read, watch on TV, etc. Stay away from story lines that are sexually explicit, or even just suggestive (since those ideas will increase your desire, and you said taking care of it yourself doesn't really help). Watch your thought life, too. Easier said than done, I know.

Hopefully being single is temporary for you and you won't have to be in this situation forever.

God bless,

Rose

<small>[ October 05, 2004, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: Rose55 ]</small>

maddyk

I don't suppose you'd be interested in donating a pint or two of your blood to my FWW???

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

Maddyk, I feel your pain. I have been trying to take matters in to my own hands but it just not quite the same. It has been 5 months wihtout the real thing and this is probably the longest 'dry' spell I have had in 14 years. Even though it is not the right thing to do, I am so close to finding someone to help me through this. I know a few people who would be willing volunteers. As tempting as it sounds I just don't think I should though.

There is nothing like lack of actual sex to bring your libido ALIVE (and BTW...a woman reaches her peak in her 40's!)

I don't have any suggestions for you. It will just ebb and flow and sometimes you'll want to grab the elderly man next to you in the post office and have your way with him (don't do it!)

Enjoy the essence. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> grab the elderly man next to you in the post office and have your way with him </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yah. Thanks Pickles. Gotta pencil I can poke my mental eye out with?

Hence: TOYS!

LOL!

Those old guys look handsomer and handsomer the hornier you get! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" />

This post is reminding me of Believer <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Every post I read of hers is about how the guys are looking better and better.

Thankfully for me I am on Lexapro and it seems to kill the desire somewhat. (well alot I think, because before I would have been going crazy!)

Hang in there Maddy (your toooo funny - ya know <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )

Pickles:

Niosgirl has retreated to the corner and is curled up in the fetal position right now. She is rocking back and forth, back and forth, and she is plucking her eyebrows out one hair at a time.

She is also muttering, "toys, toys, toys..."

D'ya have any idea why?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

Seriously, tho. I kwym. I just thought I was becoming mentally ill...but I kwym. One condition tho: he must drive a newish AMERICAN MADE pickup truck. Okay?

Really. A girl's got to keep some standard.

Everyone knows I'm kidding right???? Right???

Anyone...
Anyone....

Bueller....

Bob you ARE a braggart aren't you!

What the heck does "knocking the boots" mean? Is that some kind of an English joke?

Holy batcrap Weaver. Where've you been?

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> What the heck does "knocking the boots" </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Of course, I was a little astounded that Bob knew the term. I always thought of it as something that was done in the back of someone's car after too many tequila shots at a C&W bar....

It's also known as:

Pickle tickle (that's thrown in for you PAS)
Horizontal hula
and:
Wild Monkey Dance (personal fav)

There's dozens and dozens more...shall I continue? I can be pretty darn bawdy....

OMG if this thread doesn't explain my feelings to a T.....every time WH is over for visitation it takes every fiber of my BEING not to pounce him and just ravage him.....I mean OMG in 7 1/2 years this is the longest i've gone without sex....but I know what would happen if i did *says in whinny authorative voice* I with OW and thats inappropriate....BIG DEAL I'm married to you and I have needs.....*slaps a shock collar on him* NOW GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.....*blushes* sorrry....maddy your libido isn't the only one going out of control....Unfortunatly i'd boink hubby the first chance I got.....I am such a nympho

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

If I can only get my W to read this thread! She tells me it's only a guy feeling and girls don't get horny!

Hook up the IV...we need your blood!

Heck... that's not all I need now I think about it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

2scared

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by 2scared:
<strong> Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

If I can only get my W to read this thread! She tells me it's only a guy feeling and girls don't get horny!

Hook up the IV...we need your blood!

Heck... that's not all I need now I think about it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

2scared </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*poke* hey now there are some "innocent" minds on here...don't scare them away just yet....we haven't had the proper chance to brain wash....er i mean converse happily....yeah thats it >.> <.<

I can be pretty darn bawdy....


Noooo not you, Niosgirl!