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maddyk, I imagine that you employ some of the same techniques that we all do. But dammit it is starting to lose it's appeal. My naughty-bits are grumbling about how much better it was when WW was involved Bob - You are killing us! But I have to say that I am happy for you. It's good to know that someone is getting some! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Look at how many responses are on this thread!!
What a bunch of pervs you are!!!
Well, parkem..I have to say. I told my husband that he is not allowed to refuse sex when he comes to visit at the end of October. As far as I know, I still have that option.
Do I need to point you to a website with special "friends" with airpumps? lol lol lol lol
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Yes we are a bunch of pervs...but who was the one who started this?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> I think you have every right to demand sex from your H when he comes to visit. And I hope for your sake he delivers. I wish that I could demand sex from my W and have her give it to me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" /> I haven't even got so much as a kiss in 5 1/2 months. I already have a collection of special "friends"....I mean no..er..I'm not interested in that kind of thing. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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Well...he did just call...good thing for him!
I did tell him that when he came to visit he is to drive straight here from the airport (he was not planning on spending the first few nights at my house) and take care of my little "problem".
He said, "Ohhhhhh, so now I'm not allowed to refuse."
me: "Um, did I say something different before?"
him: "No, but...I see how it is."
me: "I'm serious here. You cannot refuse me."
him: "Oh, I don't know about that. This is kind of funny..you're cute. Maybe I will, maybe I won't"
me: (whining), "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, stop teasing."
him: "Oh, this will be fun drawing this out for a month"
me: "Hey, you're not being fair. You just don't understand."
hrmph...MEN!!!!!
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*glares at you all then cries* I need my johnson back........
this topic is torture you here me you all *makes another entry for a date with mr. buzzzzz* *sigh* you all are pushing me over...I may just have to rape WH next time I see him because I will be an insane woman by then....*shakes fist as she leave* ok the shower calls AGAIN!
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Maddy - you will have your man!!
Bob - impure perhaps.
Don't know if I have ever laughed out loud at a computer before. Great fun.
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Hi all! Well, this thread has been calling me for days now. I told H I was DEFINITELY going to study for my licensure exam today. But here I am, spending at least an hour getting into the minds of my very horny MB friends. All horny except for Bob P, the Plan A master, and new sex god king! When I wasn't sure if (a)H would give up the "B", or (b) I wanted him if he did, I often thought if we end up "D"ed I'll just eventually hook up with another MBer who didn't make it on the road to M recovery. Wow, I think there is all sorts of potential for some great match making on this site. Or at least some excellant sex. Of course only after all MB efforts have failed.
Well, sorry to say that FWH and I are having fun. After d-day we were having lots of fun, when I wasn't crying or wanting to kill him for screwing OW. At the time, every time we "did it" his back would kill him for a day, almost needed to be in traction, which I believe was well-deserved karma for his very bad behavior. Bob, as a side note, H and I discovered some internet devices that are very helpful for things such as a bad back.
Actually this thread has bummed me out. I agree with Pickles that woman do peak in their 40s, so you 30 something ladies, if your horny now, think of how horny you will be. Anywho, let's see. I'm 49, H's sexual dysfunction started happening when I was about 43/44 (had sex, but quality and quantity decreased), then he got together with the horny "B" just when he was getting his meds adjusted (so no sex for, OMG 10 months), which leaves me 4 more months in my 40s. All I can say is CRAP! Oh, what's in a number?! I'm planning on being a horny mama in the next decade too! CV
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OK new Idea we need to make a betting pool and we get new batteries....and bet on whose batteries will run out first.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> .... wow I am shocked jeff has been silent for awhile <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> sorry I'm being a little instigator aren't I....well you see what happens when i have too much time on my hands and no man to use it up.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" /> <small>[ October 07, 2004, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: missinghimterribly ]</small>
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Oh I've been lurking a little but my mind seems to have drifted off to a land of purple vinyl pants, a dress that requires baby powder to get on and naughty bits. Niosgirl shot me out of the sky but should she ever change her mind my new AMERICAN MADE truck and I go to Tx every so often and could go a lot with the right incentive. Hey, we might even relocate for the right incentive.
Bob Pure,
Everybody is happy for you, nobody wants to hear that stuff. Sour grapes........
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MHT - lmao at the betting pool...
Told dh the batteries were out on my toothbrush last night. He gave me a look and said, "You aren't supposed to use it for that!"
Perverted [censored].
It's legal in TX to shoot perverted asses, right? I mean, they're not endangered or anything? They def. aren't an indicator species...no other species would touch them....
DJ...geez...MB, MB, MB!!!!!!!!
Even in the light of extreme horniness, MB!
I'm in a snit, can you tell?
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I'm not sure if it's legal to shoot perverted asses in TX., but I do know you can handcuff them and whip them with a riding crop if neccessary. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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ahem....please..I've calmed down since I made this post, parkem.
Don't get me going again!!
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*parkem1 hides his handcuffs and riding crop behind his back* Who me? I'm not trying to get you going again.... at least not too much. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by maddyk:
<strong> I don't know WHAT happened over the weekend, but all of the sudden I am so friggin' horny I can't stand it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Resurrecting this to share what my doctor told me today. I was/am having similar feelings - and she said the cause was adrenelin rushes in response to stress. The adreneline can come and go in rushes, or just generally get elevated to higher levels - AND cause the feelings you describe. For me, sometimes I can hardly sit still in a chair. I guess it's normal.
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Deja Vu..nods, that makes sense. lol..doesn't help my little 'problem', but it makes sense.
Hmmm...parkem, don't you know *anything*? It's not about the handcuffs, it's all about ropes!!
And I wouldn't know what a...what do you call it...riding crop is...lol....*innocent smile, nor what it is used for.
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maddyk - It has definatley been too long for me. I almost replied to your last post with something very naughty and inappropriate. I probably would have deserved a spanking had I posted it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" />
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lol..yes...we should stop before we start cybering on MB.
heh..you and dearjeff..WANT spankin's...you guys are being bad...and dontcha know...ahhhhh...nevermind...
lol..okay..I'm really stopping now...lol..maybe if we all hit the divorce board one day...snicker..anyhooo...toooooo much flirtin' goin' on here.
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OK, ok, I am going to TRY to be a good boy as well. It is going to be HARD but I will try! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It is going to be HARD but I will try!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
yeah...ahuh...I can see you're trying to be good.
Sheesh! Someone needs to call Dr Freud.
Niosgirl, come back in here and get things under control!!!! lol...SOMEbody needs some 2X4's
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I'm pretty open minded and experimental, but a 2x4
might be pushing things a little.
Ok. I'll stop now.
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