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In memory of Rodney, every betrayed husband's hero.
"I get no respect! Even my dog watched me in the bedroom - so he could learn how to beg!"
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WAT: Yes, we truly lost one of the great minds of our time <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Note my sig line 2day. -ol' 2long
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He will be missed! One of my favorites:
During sex, my wants always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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Yea, I think I'll go rent "Caddyshack" this weekend - just to see his golf bag with the installed stereo and beer tap.
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"I woke up the other night, and my wife was talkin' sexy. I looked over at her, and she was on the phone" ... Rodney Dangerfield.... Another great talent lost <img border="0" alt="[Teary]" title="" src="graemlins/teary.gif" />
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WAT:
Be sure and pick up "Back 2 School" while you're at Lackluster Video. I love that movie.
Especially when Sally Kellerman asks him what he learned:
"That I don't have 2 take $h!+ off nobody!"
And I loved it when Kurt Vonnegut showed up at the door with his book report.
-ol' 2long
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I never got any respect from my old man. I said, 'Nobody likes me.' He said, 'Don't feel that way. Everybody hasn't met you yet.' These lines are funny in print.... but they were <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> when delivered from his mouth! Pep
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A biggggg loss........ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" /> My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect." I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="images/icons/frown.gif" />
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When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother.
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I called a suicide hotline once,
I poured my heart out to them,
I asked them, got any advice,
they say, yeah,
hang up and do it!!!
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