Weaver, you know I love you more than I love my luggage but:

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Texans are so conceited, I swear they thank their sheet dont stank!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">it doesn't. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I'm beautiful, </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes you are...inside and out!

Yeah. They have that...it's called spray on shellac.... (hehe) But when the wind blows, your hair acts like a sail....

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

You're too funny Kimmy!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Weaver said: If you ever saw the beautiful yankee head of hair I have, you would fall to your knees doing the "I am not worthy chant"! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Spidey says: Oh my, them sounds like fightin' words!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> *sigh, I have a scanner but no hair to share!* <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver:
<strong> Melody -

If you ever saw the beautiful yankee head of hair I have, you would fall to your knees doing the "I am not worthy chant"!

Oh, why don't I have a scanner...

Texans are so conceited, I swear they thank their sheet dont stank!
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">oh brother, these silly yankees! I guess this means that yankee gals sleep on stinky sheets! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

And all the good hair in the world won't make up for a face that looks a like field hand! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> I guess this means that yankee gals sleep on stinky sheets! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ewwwwwwww! Weaver sleeps on stinky sheets?!?

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

We don't sleep on stinky sheets! We use fresh lavender sachets underneath the sheets and in the pillow cases...all yankee women know that this promotes sweet dreams and restful slumber! Just one of the finer things that yankee women do to make a nice yankee home.

Do they teach these things to the young ladies in Texas? Is fresh lavender even available in Texas?

And I have a nice face! With only 27 days of sunshine a year, there is narry a wrinkle on it <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

SPIIIIDER! You're not siding up with Mel are you???? Don't tell me you are some kind of a rebel, or a peach or whatever they call the girls "down there" are you?

Keep it up and I'm going to go get KY jelly, she'll give ya an old yankee what for!

Weaver, you know I love you more than I love my luggage

Niosgirl, that is one of the funniest things I've read recently!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

I used to curse my big hair, now I'd love to have some! Or at least to look more like a girl! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> SPIIIIDER! You're not siding up with Mel are you???? Don't tell me you are some kind of a rebel, or a peach or whatever they call the girls "down there" are you? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh heck, I'm from IDAHO! I'm not a debutant, and I'm not siding with anyone, I'm just STIRRING the POT! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Love ya more than my luggage, from Steel Magnolias, LOVE IT! Olympia Dukakis said it to Shirley McClain (playing "Weezu").

What a FUN thread. Weaver, you and Mel are CRACKING me up. Great banter. Very gifted the two of you are . . .

Spidey

Steel Magnolias

One of the all time great movies, but too sad to watch again. I hated it when Sally Fields daughter dies.

I'm thinking this would be a good weekend for some good funny chick flicks. Any one have any good suggestions?

Is that a threadjack Mel??? Oh well, so sad, too bad. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

What do you mean stinky sheets, and field hand??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

OMG Weaver, you have let them get out of control. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />

Those Cowgirls have some nerve, those chili eating, bbq fixin, tumble weed having, big haired, big mouthed, (oops did I say that?) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="images/icons/blush.gif" /> we are so much better because we live in texas woman.

I do have a scanner, I'm sending them a picture, so they can see a real woman, a woman of the times. One who moves with fashion. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Not somebody stuck in their comfort zone of the 80's with there can of Aqua Net!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

BTW, love big hair, never more comfortable than when my hair is big. Loved the 80's.

KY
Indian given name,
Flathead lay by stinky sheets

Practical Magic
Sweet Home Alabama (gotta love fried pickles)
Miss Congeniality (filmed in Austin and SAT)
Sabrina
Splash
The Princess Bride (tho the book is better than the movie)
Benny & Joon
Sling Blade (tho not really a chick flick...well, maybe it is...worth a watch)
Dirty Dancing (of course)
Never Been Kissed (not great acting, but it's cute mind candy)
Thomas Crown Affair (GREAT MOVIE)
YOU HAVE TO SEE LIKE WATER FOR CHOCOLATE (it's subtitled, but great story)
Chocolat (what can I say...totally dig Johnny Depp)

- Kimmy

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Steel Magnolias

One of the all time great movies, but too sad to watch again. I hated it when Sally Fields daughter dies.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">She dies?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

1.
I think I'll keep the hair style I already have. Sometimes I'm glad I'm a guy.

2.
If I want helmet hair, I'll wear my Bell helmet.
The full coverge one.

3.
My wife wants to know what in the world I'm doing posting on a thread like this.
Yes dear, I'm coming........

I'm the boss at our house, and I have my W's permission to say that.

You are all making me laugh so hard.

Yes, I hate the part where Shelby dies (sorry to "give that away" KY!), BUT, afterward, when Sally begins laughing about HER OWN HELMET HAIR (like the confusing way I call some by their character names, and some by their real names?!) - well, that is a great lesson for all of us. Life goes on. And Mel still has helmet hair. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

Still Seeking, I am glad you have permission from the Mrs. to wear the pants in your family. You are a good man, and SMART!

And Weaver, how DID you let us get so out of control???

Spider - I don't have smelly sheets, and I have no spiders within a 5 foot radius around my bed. All other spiders live, except those that wander into the KILL zone. Another reason I'm glad I don't have much hair - no room for spiders to hide in it! Have you big-haired girls checked yours lately??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by worthatry:
<strong> Wow, am I ever thankful I have practically NO hair. What little I have I get cut real short - it makes it easier to put on sunscreen. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

WAT </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Lets not forget the hair in your ears, Dave! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />

This probably doesn't count, but I got a friend in his 70's that has big white hair. I once described it as "Ted Danson with dignity".

I used 2 have long hair, but not big hair. Wore it in a pony tail until I got my "Post Hole Digger", then cut it short again.

So, my hair isn't long any more but my...

...well, never mind.

-ol' 2LONG

ROLFMAO!!!

Oh 2long -

you funny, funny man!

And here I thought your name came from being around "2long". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> And here I thought your name came from being around "2long". </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">HOLY CRAPAMOLIES!!!

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