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I'm warning you Liny, I can get VERY scarey. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> It better be worth the wait. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> .
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by KiwiJ.: <strong> I'm warning you Liny, I can get VERY scarey. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Need that salon visit now, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Jen says </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> A2, geez mate, we thought Liny wasn't funny. Your jokes are getting more pitiful by the minute. Oh no, hang on, *I* thought Liny was funny. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">and most importantly said </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Oh no, hang on, *I* thought Liny was funny. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">See I KNEW they all really thought LINYISM jokes were funny!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> and not to let you down Jen this time a true story from the files of Aussies holidays in Thailand....... A woman (initials pay attention to the initials, now have I said who it was, no I haven't) was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway & just removed it out of the way to be comfortable. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant. "Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on." "Why? I'm not disturbing anybody." "Ma'am. You're on the skylight." The scream was heard from one end of the hotal to the other and at dinner time the men in the dining room stood and clapped heh heh heh but I'm not saying who it was as I was threatened...lol <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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The 12 lurkers are all waiting as well. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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OMG, Aussie, it wasn't AW was it!!!!!!!????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Jen
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Jen who on earth said AW all I said was 'A Woman' heh heh heh........... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> and if anyone asks thats all they can ever say isn't it ...........LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Good Night Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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LMAO, Aussie. That WAS VERY funny. And I suppose the "woman" in question is fast asleep in bed right now while you're telling her secrets. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Liny, still waiting......... Jen
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Night Robby......keep selling those ghost packs fella lol might have started a new industry .....LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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'night Robby. Don't you want to wait around to hear the answer to Liny's question?
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Of course Jen I'm not completely an idiot - well not all the time <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> - fear & caution is a healthy survival trait..........LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
I DON'T HAVE AN ANSWER--IT WAS A QUESTION FOR YOU--A WOMAN, WHO *MAY* KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!
"A woman..." Hmmm....AW....Hmmm...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
And why wasn't this disclosed as an idiot thing?!?!?
(Did the maitre de send any tips up?!?!?!?)
OMG--LMAO!---How could that woman *NOT* know she was on a skylight?!?!!??
Nite RobbY!!!!
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It's called 5 o'clock shadow because when a man shaves in the morning it takes till 5 o'clock in the evening till the regrowth shows on his face and he needs another shave. (If he's reasonably hairy). Duh!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Jen
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> "A woman..." Hmmm....AW....Hmmm...LMFAO!!!!!!!!! And why wasn't this disclosed as an idiot thing?!?!? (Did the maitre de send any tips up?!?!?!?) OMG--LMAO!---How could that woman *NOT* know she was on a skylight?!?!!?? </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Well did I make her drink 4 bloody mary's and 2 rum & cola's no I didn't .......... and she thought the black glass was a solar panel, whoops I mean this unknown woman didn't really work it out right away heh heh heh <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> and now a LONNNG one.......... Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them, smiled and said, "Good morning Father," "Good morning Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests? The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits -- so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them -- and again settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous bikini-ed blonde came walking toward them again. (They were glad they had sunglasses, because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads.) Again, she approached them and greeted them individually: "Good morning, Father," "Good morning Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute young lady. Yes, we are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did YOU know?" "Oh Father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Angelica."
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Well, that shut everyone up didn't it Aussie? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
I have to go now too. I've been on here for hours.
See you tomorrow Idiots.
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ARGH!!!!!
I know what men/women call that scruff on a man's face after several hours...BUT...
What do men/women call that scruff on a woman's "lower extremities"/hoo-hoo/etc.?!?!?
Boy...sorta lost some spunk after explaining what the heck the question was!
'Nite .! Hugs to ya--just because yer you!
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Think I'm outa here too, A2. Have a good night man! (Tell AW we miss her!)
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Alright you guys! I checked in to see if DD replied and I see pages and pages of drunken nonsense from A2, Liny,Robby and Jen! Jen, how could you lower yourself? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> A2, funniest dam* story I ever heard. A woman! LMAO <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Worried about DD. Hope he thought it through. Love ya all, 'night iville
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Hey Robby, The first question was from me. And since I don't know where you live I can't pick it up. Just bustin on you a little. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Good Morning Idiotville!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> RH, You mean the "can I save on shipping" questions. I got a bunch of them. LMAO. Didn't bother me at all. Besides.... I sold all the email addresses to penis enlargement spam houses!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> j/k
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