<img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" /> Yes, thanks Orchid. Are you settling on over there in the 50th state? I've been there on holidays 3 times.. hope I can come back soon!
Hmm, an anti-dumb blondes story <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> .
A beautiful blonde woman and a business man are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The blonde is tired and wants to take a nap, but the business man is bored and wants to talk.
"Hey, let's play a game," he says.
"No thanks," the blonde woman answers.
"Oh come on, it's real easy," he insists, "I'll explain: I ask you a question. If you can't answer it, you have to pay me, let's say, 5 dollars. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer it, I'll give you a 1000 dollars."
The blonde woman finally agrees - this guy isn't about to let her sleep, anyway.
"Ok, ok, I'll start!" he says enthousiastically (not being very polite either), "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde shrugs her shoulders, reaches into her wallet and gives the man 5 dollar.
"We're doing real well, aren't we?" the business man smiles, "now it's your turn!!"
"Ok.. in the morning it has three legs. At noon it has two legs. In the evening, it has four legs."
She then takes her pillow and goes to sleep while the business man frantically searches the internet and calls his friends to solve the riddle.
After an hour he still hasn't solved it and wakes her up.
"Here is your 1000 dollars, I don't know the answer. What is it?"
She takes the money and shrugs her shoulders.
"I don't know," she answers, and gives him 5 dollars.
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