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Had this email forwarded to me... For some reason, the first thing I thought of was posting it here <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia: Do you Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you why... Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire... Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, ............(better start again)
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PMS: .... The Twelve Moods of ChristmasPep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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MB Addict.....Hark the Harley Angels Sing
Anorexic....I'm eating nuttin for Christmas
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Are BS psychiatrically challenged?
"WS's (or OM's) ____Roasting on an Open Fire".
Kay..not even sure that's the name of the song but that's my contribution.
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BS about to expose as part of Plan A:"Go Tell It On The Mountain"Pep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Fogged Spouse...."Here We Come a'Waffling" <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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And then there's...
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Wait! That's...That's Our Neighbor!"
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Saw the thread title and thought it was an invitation TO the psych challenged, so here I am! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Very funny song titles!
Here's one we should sing to SadMarylandLady's "houseguest".....We Wish You Weren't Living With Her
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WS whose been Plan B'd
I'm gettin nuttin for Christmas, cuz I aint been nuttin but bad...
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Song dedicated from BH to OM:
Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire...
Song from WS in withdrawal:
Silent Night...
Song from BH after hitting the OM of WW's multiple A's:
God Rest Ye Scary Gentlemen, Let Nothing You Display...
Song from BW to OW named Mrs. Hall:
Deck the Halls with Balls of Cement...
WW's Song to her cabana-boy OM, Manuel:
Oh come, Oh come Manuel and save me from this pit of hell!
The BS Theme Song when WS FINALLY comes out of the fog and agrees to recovery:
JOY TO THE WORLD!...
HEEHEE. And I'm JEWISH!!!
CJ
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I couldn't resist contributing to this thread. I wrote this a few days ago, but I hadn't posted it because I didn't want to add to anyone's pain.
I hope this is not too close to home for anyone.
Sung to the tune of; "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"
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Oh the wayward spouse is spiteful
and the way they act is frightful
If remorse they can not show
let em go, let em go let em go.
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It doesn't show signs of stopping
and the aliens are a hopping
The mothership's flying down low
let em go, let em go let em go.
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When the wayward spouse comes home
Don't try to fix it on your own
But if you'll really hold on tight
You can eventually make it right
The affair is slowly dying
And, my dear, were still a trying
But as long as they love them so
let em go, let em go let em go
I wish you all peace and good cheer for the holidays!
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