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LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
>1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original "point and click" interface was a Smith and Wesson.
I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on
May you live as long as you want; and never want as long as you live.
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Those were good Ark^^, <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
How about:
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
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tom..
is his mouth moving.....
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Tom ... "duh" .... YES, isn't it obvious? Pep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" /> Juuuuuuuuuuuuussssssst kiddin'
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Cripes!!!
I read all that, only because I thought it said something about Pep's TAN LINES!!!
Back to the Slyvan Learning Centre for me!
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peps TAN LINES!!!!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
I think I AM going to use THAT as my tag line...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do not tan ... I am a redhead.....
ARKie ... you eedeot!
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