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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorney's use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife!
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LOL ! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife! </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">How about cheat on him?
same thing but less messy
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Ok this is probably not a good one for THIS site but I will put it up anyway because it made me laugh so hard. Don't read if infidelity jokes bother you.
A man has six children and is
very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he
starts calling his wife, "Mother of
Six" in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party.
The man decides that it's time to go home
and wants to find out if his wife is
ready to leave as well. He shouts at
the top of his voice, "Shall we go home
'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her
husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
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LOL @ What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through the chest with a sharp knife!
LMAO Sleepless!!!!!
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Beer nuts are $1.49 and Deer Nuts are under a buck.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Yeah, that's gross, I know...LOL
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LOL.......too funny Caren! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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<small>[ February 02, 2005, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: TreeReich* ]</small>
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<small>[ February 02, 2005, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: TreeReich* ]</small>
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Why do these double and triple posts always happen to me???? Uggghhhhhh!
<small>[ February 02, 2005, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: TreeReich* ]</small>
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SleeplessinSF.......LMAO.....good one!
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