Got this in an e-mail & thought some ladies would get a kick out of it. I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit. I know there's a lot of pain, BTDT, but sometimes we need to laugh, to smile. I'm sure a lot of you ladies felt this way right after d-day. Especially you Texans (aka MelodyLane)! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

NEVER PISS OFF A WOMAN
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop!

Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!

Thats funny..

I think we should start a thread for jokes. Everyone could use a laugh a day.

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by StandingTogether:
<strong> ... Especially you Texans (aka MelodyLane)! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

NEVER PISS OFF A WOMAN
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop!

Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">YIKES!!! Never want to pizz off a Texas lady!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> Esp Mz. Mel. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

L.

<small>[ February 03, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Orchid ]</small>

Frustrated MFT-Intern at the city's free mental health clinic complaints to his supervisor ... "Look, you put us, the least prepared to help the worst client. Why do we do this ? we can't help these mentally ill, dual diagnosed homeless client."

The supervisor look at him and say ... "Every medical intern need cadaver, so be thankfull they come here on their own". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> .

-rh-

omg Redhat....that was so bad it was good. LOL

bwahahaaaa! That is ~SO~ Texas! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />

[bet she had big hair, too!]