I posted this a while back and loved the responses I got. Has anyone heard the lines my WW made?

1. I have never loved you.
2. I did not want to get married.
3. There are plenty of women out there that would love to have you.
4. You are a great father and husband but….
5. You were never there for me.
6. You control me.
7. You are paranoid.
8. You have jealousy problem.
9. He is just a good friend.
10. He helps me with my problems.
11. I have always wanted to be on my own.
12. Please move on with your life as I have.
13. We don’t have a normal relationship.
14. I have lost all this weight because of stress and that is why I bought new clothes and underwear.
15. Kids will benefit from this. They will be fine.
16. I sent him that email to see if you were spying on me.
17. I love this one... "My counselor said the other man in my life is not the problem." <- She gave it away on that one!!!
18. He is so nice to talk to. That is all!!!
19. There is nothing going on.
20. You have had an affair. I know it.

Anyone care to add some of their excuses tonight?

1. Heard it
2. Heard it
3. Heard it
4. Heard it
5. Heard it
6. Heard it
7. Heard it
8. Heard it
9. Heard it
10. Heard it
11. Heard it
12. Heard it
13. Heard it
14. Heard it
15. Heard it
16. Heard it
17. Nope, Squid never had counselling
18. Heard it
19. Heard it
20. Heard it

And EVERY WS thinks their situation is special and unique and true love.... FFS

Fetch me a bowl, I'm gonna hoy up.

How about:
we only talk about work.
why would I lie to you
I need to stay because of the commute

I am sure there are more I can't think of right now. anyone else?

How about,

"I never meant to hurt you, I never thought you would find out."

Heh Keith thanks for posting it after NOT emailing it to me, you twerp! I have it now. I'm printing it and leaving it in LARGE PRINT where she can find it....

David - always your friend....

OM tryed to get my W to believe I had an affair or ONS. While I think she believes I have not strayed, she still asked. You cannot imagine the crap OM will say to get laid.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by betrayed man:
<strong> OM tryed to get my W to believe I had an affair or ONS. While I think she believes I have not strayed, she still asked. You cannot imagine the crap OM will say to get laid. </strong>[/QUOTE

Oh, I would. OM is tellng my wife that since she has her degree in History, ane\d a year and a half in law chool, that I am not 'in her league' anymore. Never mind that I have degrees in Literature, Psycholgy, Ancient History, and theologyI OM Knows that as well.

Off to bed111