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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by starz: <strong> Git over it, y'all. Kinky Friedman is an embarrassment to the great state of Texas. No one except a few morons in Austin pay him any attention at all. "The starz at night are big and bright Deep In the Heart of Texas." <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="images/icons/cool.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by starz: <strong> Mel - I got your back. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">finally!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> These flat headed carpet baggers can be a handful!! These gals don't even powder their noses before they go to town!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver: <strong> Ark, it makes me dang proud that you are yankee born and bred. Proud indeedy. You too Resilient! We rock! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Don't get lippy with me, Missy! I will be up there again this spring or summer! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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Well don't expect any fudge from me. Or pasties either for that matter! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Pepperband thank you. Californians are cool! No ones really from California (cept maybe Pep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> )and they're not like Texan's who think the only map worth looking at is a map of Texas! Starz, You be careful now ya hear girl? I can take you too. Of course then I'ld have all of I'ville on back. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver: <strong> Well don't expect any fudge from me. Or pasties either for that matter! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Withhold my fudge and you will get a good ole Texan gunfight, Missy!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Mad]" src="images/icons/mad.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by weaver: <strong> Well don't expect any fudge from me. Or pasties either for that matter! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"><img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> okok, I have to admit I spewed my coffee over this one! Weav just called me a FUDGIE!!! hahaaaaaa
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Mel:
"We love the guy, but he is a showboat who is out to grab attention - not governer material."
You kidding? That other clown your country produced made it all the way 2 the White house! (at least he won the 2nd election).
Pep: Wow! Small world! With all those stations on Dish these days, we were watching the same one at the same time! (Twilight Zone music in background).
-ol' 2long
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Just couldn't resist as a Texan living in temporary (be back home within 10 days!) exile...
TEXAS
(you know, it ain't braggin' if it's true)
Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Certainly you have. Look at
Texas for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf
Coast,and the Red River and the Rio Grande are as much a part of you as anything
ever will be. As soon as anyone, anywhere in the world, looks at it they know
what it is. It's Texas.
Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in
the dirt and he'll know what it is.
What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You'll get it
maybe after a second, but who else would? Even if you do, does it ever
stir feelings in you?
In every man, woman and child on this little rock the Good Lord put us on,
there is somewhere in them a person who wishes just once he could be a
real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride in a pickup. Did you ever hear
anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Ok-la-homa. Cool. Tell me about
it!" There is some bit of Texas in everyone.
Do you know why? Because Texas is TEXAS. Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183
men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting
for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but
stayed.
We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and Bowie and do you
know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to be
heroes.
John Wayne paid to do the movie himself.
That is Texas.
Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto. Texas is
Juneteenth and Texas Independence Day. Texas is huge forests of Piney
Woods, the Davy Crockett National Forest. Texas is breathtaking mountains in Big
Bend. Texas is shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.
Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork. Texas is Mexican
food like nowhere in the world, even Mexico. Texas is larger-than-life legends
like Willie Nelson and Buddy Holly, Earl Campbell and Nolan Ryan, Denton
Cooley and Michael DeBakey, Lyndon Johnson and George Bush.
Texas is great companies like Dell Computer and Compaq.
Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops. Texas is skies blackened
with doves and leases full of deer.
Texas is a place where cities shut down for the Cowboys on Monday Night
Football and the streets are deserted during church. Texas is beaches,
deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies.
If it isn't in Texas, you don't need it. No one does anything bigger or
better.
By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its flag
at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second.
You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, or California, or
Maine, and your state flag, whatever the hell it is, goes at 17. You fly
the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview at 20 feet, and
the Lone Star flies at 20 feet, too.
Do you know why? Texas was its own country.
The Republic of Texas. All of that makes you proud to be a Texan.
Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol
building in D.C. We signed those in as part of the deal when we came on.
That's the best part right there: WHEN WE CAME ON.
TM
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Well yes TM, you gotta love Texas. I will concede to that. Gotta love Mel too! She does have a great sense of humor! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by 2long: <strong> Mel: "We love the guy, but he is a showboat who is out to grab attention - not governer material." You kidding? That other clown your country produced made it all the way 2 the White house! (at least he won the 2nd election). </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">He must not have been too much of a clown if he won 2 elections, 2Long! But never fear about Kinky, he couldn't get elected as dog catcher in Kerrville. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by TravellinMan: <strong> Just couldn't resist as a Texan living in temporary (be back home within 10 days!) exile... TEXAS (you know, it ain't braggin' if it's true) </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">sniff, that was beautiful, TM!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
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I wish I could take credit, but was from an email I rec'd from my uncle a while back....I have more of 'em, but don't want to flood the board with my Texas pride!
TM
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go eat a pasty, ya silly yooper!!! I always thought a pasty involved some adhesive and was applied to the front upper area.... Us yankees know all about layering and keeping warm...... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> I just never can understand you texans.... I'm ascared all that open space may have caused some radioactive damage.....through the old cranium..... ARK^^
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We don't have any yankee foolishness like "radioactivity" down here. We just have lots of COWS and tumbleweeds. sheeeesh! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> No one except a few morons in Austin pay him any attention at all.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And they're transplants from God-only-knows.
Everyone knows that Austin is fulla foreigners and freaks.
Mel - we got cows, sand, roseates, pelicans and dolphins down here.
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Yup - And weaver - I ain't skeered. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Dealan-de:
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Everyone knows that Austin is fulla foreigners and freaks.
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by ark^^: I always thought a pasty involved some adhesive and was applied to the front upper area.... </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">sorta sorry I started this dang thread ... but here goes anyway... true story went to an 'adult' party store with a bunch of girlfriends (this was about 2 weeks after my D-day and I was thinking of never having sex again) some of us bought 'pasties' ... but we did not buy any 'pasty stickum' my girlfriend was gonna have her boyfriend over for some fun, and she called me for advice of how to stick the pasties on her ample breasts I suggested she do the scotch tape fold over trick where you stick the tape to it's self to form a loop ... and then stick that on the pasties ... then press it against her nipples until the pasties are ... well .... are 'hung' there <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> so the next morning, she calls me and tells me this story she got *man* into the bed and told him she had a surprise for him and to just wait... she went into her bathroom and applied the pasties just as I described she came into the candle lit bedroom and started dancing around the room for him and smiling and winking at him <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> She asks him ..."Do you like your surprise?" he says to her "Yes. I love the sexy dance, but ... What's that you've got stuck to your nipples?" she looks down to see that the pasties have both fallen off ... and she's been doing an exotic love dance with scotch tape stuck to her nipples !!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> I lost it when she told me this story ... I still have the pasties I bought, never used ... in my drawer ... they scare me... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> Pep <small>[ February 21, 2005, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: Pepperband ]</small>
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No ones really from California (cept maybe Pep )and they're not like Texan's who think the only map worth looking at is a map of Texas! I am a native Southern Californian (yep a rare bird it seems)and proud of it. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> My fav aunt is a former native CA who moved to Texas many, many moons ago. You would think from her accent that she was born there! Pep, loved the pasty story. LMAO! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
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Pep - that story is "wet yore britches funny!"
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