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Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Right on Bob!
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Bob.....your fly is open (I looked)!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" />
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Tsk ! Dang button fly jeans ! Who decided they should get fashionable again 'stead O zips ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">when I am PMSing I could find a problem anyway. </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">HA! It's tenfold when we guys are PMSing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="images/icons/grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="images/icons/shocked.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Wow...I don't think...I've ever got any laughs on here...til now. Thanks. PS...I knew the ladies would peek.
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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You INVITED all the women in with that intro. he he he
gentl soul- that's the first thing that I thought. I'm impressed by the man who will go the store for tampons. LOL
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Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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PMS? Did someone say PMS?

Here is something I thought was amusing along that line....

All men know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his very life into his own hands! The following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other:

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here…Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee! You look GOOD in brown!
SAFEST: WOW!!! LOOK AT YOU!!!
ULTRASAFE: Here…Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here…Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here…Have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t overdo it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here…Have some MORE chocolate!


Have a nice day, y'all!

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Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Not fair!!

It ain't April's Fool Day yet!!
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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The devil made me do it!!

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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this was very funny!!
Re: Male problem...Ladies don't look!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Girls You looked!
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">AHHHHHHHHHH, but I did not inhale. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="images/icons/tongue.gif" />
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