snickering in the castle

Mr. Plank, I want to you you that when I first read your post, I was absolutely outraged. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /><img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> My first thought was that one of those wretched, blabbermouth daughters of mine had gone and publicized the family secret. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> However, then I realized it was YOUR error...that my little, (heh, heh) secret was still safe, and only the answer was blowing in the wind! Big sigh of relief. (But don't breathe back in too deeply. You never can tell, after all... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />)

t&l

The virtues, or lack thereof, or self-medicating can be found here: http://www.karlazone.com/toddac/AlcoholWarning_MMH.mp3

I stole it from elsewhere so I don't know if it will open for you but I thought it funny in a sick way. And if you don't like my sick sense of humor, I can take it off. However, I could blameshift and tell you that I couldn't resist it when I found it posted elsewhere here on GQ II.

Loved that fly joke lol I was on the phone when I read it hehehehehe to mum! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

tl not to worry ........... wont tell anyone your secret <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

hope you guys have a great Sunday and your weekend was pleasant.

4 thats "F O U R" days to go until a week off .... spending one day to help the boys at the Royal Show do their thing .. they'll be busy recruiting more soldiers <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> while I run around mopping sweaty brows and serving a cuppa or two.
they obviously haven't tasted my tea before <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Hey, what's wrong with karaoke? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

AW, I'd still drink your tea. It's a matter of loyalty.

Mom, sorry, I fell asleep before I had a chance to post. Zzzzzzzz.

So, do you do unembarassing karaoke?

Actually, I don't know. No one will ever take me. I think I might have one friend who loves me enough, though, lol.

The only karaoke I've gotten to do is at the little nearby church when they have a social, and compared to everyone else it is pretty unembarassing for me. That is no flattery to me, BTW. I love them all dearly, but drunk karaoke is of a much higher quality. (From what I've seen on TV, anyway. *halo*)

I meant to tell you about our trip to Taco Bell somewhere or someplace. We needed to use their bathroom, and having been well-trained by Mom that, whenever possible, when using an establishment's restroom, it is good manners to buy something. So I went and ordered a single soda (of course not wanting to give the children any extra sugar).

"Oh, is that all you're getting? Don't worry about it," the nice man said, waving my money away and handing me the cup.

So not only did I not pay for the bathroom, but got a free soda besides. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

My husband bought me a mood ring the other day.

[color:"green"] When I'm in a good mood it turns green.
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[color:"red"] When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead. [/color]

Now THAT sort of ring should be on every womans hand !! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> hehehehe



Ah courage ... thats what I like to see lol <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Now as for the karaoke ..well I could arrange a live performance for you in front of 50,000 or more people at Xmas benefit concert ??? no no don't thank me ..I can tell you are please <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I would love to do it for you... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

lets see ... we could bill it as " A neak in time" or "Just in the Neak of time" "Good ol Neak is comin to town" ..I could go on but I see you holding that gun ..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Well I'd do it, sure enough, we'd just have to see whether it was a benefit or not. They might just all take back their donations. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Great puns, BTW. Don't forget Jolly Old St. Neakolaus. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Morning Neak hugs to you!

Hope you are feeling great and doing well
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> 'I am watching you!!" lol

I've just finished writing a speech for the Minister so I am 'worded' out hehe just invented a new word I think ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> well new Oxford Dictionary word anyway <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Of course it is rather <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> to have her send it back with red circles and 'X's' all over it she being a School teacher and all ..... snickering <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Oh and it just MUST be in Arial 12 and fully justified
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> .. homework <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

well no messages from Aussie since the good one ... sometimes .... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I feel eyes on me, but every time I turn around, I can't see anyone there. Is it a camera?

Doing pretty good. Today was a huge trip to town, with all kinds of errands including trading in the (semi) truck alternator, being kind enough to run AJ's boss to the post office and take his checks to the bank (he must trust me if he let me make off with almost $24,000), go to the store, and get Grandpa a haircut. I tired the poor old man out, dragging him from pillar to post, and he is only just now getting to sit down and watch a little telly.

I am making Indian food for Neaksis, so she is going to come over and visit shortly, after all the troll-people go to bed.

Last night I spent hours dreaming of a tsunami, and trying to get everyone to go to higher ground. I put my baby in a suitcase for safekeeping, and woke up before any water showed up.

In case I haven't mentioned, I am going to Montana this weekend to get a truck.

I once dated a man whose x was Filipina. We went to a party at his Filipino former neighbors' home. And, after the eating, everyone went to their huge bedroom - I think it had previously been a 2 car garage with storage space. They opened the huge armoire so you could see the big tv. Then they turned on the karaoke machine. Now, there were 15 people there. I was with one of the two or three caucasian men. I was the only caucasian female. Everyone else was Filipino. And NOTHING would do but EVERYONE had to sing some karaoke. And the machine rated you on how well you did. It was one of the worst date experiences I have ever had. The food was good. The intimidation was incredible.

Every once in awhile, somebody says something nice, you know? Tonight I had a delivery with the doctor who delivered the Pwintheth. When it was over he asked me, "How did I get lucky enough to get you two nights in a row?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> What a sweet thing to say. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> So I told him, "Actually, that's just what I was thinking about you." I'd better cherish it, too, because compliments around this place are few and far between.

Been missing SS and cc46. I think they've gone AWOL. And here the rest of us are still slogging around the campfire... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

t&l

and singing karaoke.

Thank you Cinders, for volunteering to start off the MB Karaokethon. What are you going to grace us with?

Oh, goody! I'll do my Karen Carpenter imitation. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

That would be in her pre-anorexic phase, needless to say...<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

t&l

well ....... I'm waiting 'Karen" ??? lol hehehe

I even turned off Hogans Hero's to listen to you!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

However cricket is still on so if I wander off a bit its just that someone has taken a wicket or two <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

throwing a log on the fire .. very quietly as Mikey is sleeping <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />

Just had to let you know.. I've been told Aussie is coming home!!

They said he will be here no later than 7 to 10 days, maybe sooner!!
woo hoo !!!

thats all I know.

happy dancin' time <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Really wonderful news. You must all be very excited. TT