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Just wait 'till you see WAT's Affair Exposure Greeting Cards collection.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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Now that is a great idea, WAT.
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Yes, I can just see a cover with a circling vulture and the line "A little bird told me. . ."
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Now you're on to something, WAT!
So many of us have needed some of those. You could sell 'em by the box for exposure purposes. Mail 'em to the entire christmas card list. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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I have one to add!
Congratulations to the New Mistress! I support giving my spouse to you..in this new romantic endeavor with my married husband I realized, although different, we share so much...(FRONT OF CARD...FOG STATEMENT FROM BS)
NOW...THE INSIDE MESSAGE! And if you also "share" the same itchy, "on fire" sensation in your hooch (courtesy of ws), best go see your doc...He has a shot that can take care of that.
me:37 BS; s:7;
xh:38; OW:26;eloped w/OW 1 wk after D: 12/29/03. OC born 3/17/04. Happy! Blessed to be the mother of a wonderful son..great profession..Life's good!
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Oh yeah... I had heard of those... People REALLY are desperate to make a buck this days aren't they? And... give me a break! Like WS's and their OM/OW's don't have enough ways to leave a paper trail. This might be a new era of dumb ways to expose themselves. Imagine a WS trying to make up a story about a card that has been obviously purchased by an affair partner. "Oh no honey... when it says "I'll wait patiently for you to leave your wife; because we are soulmates!" it just means "I am just a completely innocent and platonic friend!". <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Edit: I just checked out the gallery... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> subtle? I don't think so! My FWH was having a big laugh about all the nikkidness ones. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
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This brings back a bittersweet memory. One of OW's many billets doux was a card with a painting of a sexy naked woman in a kitchen. Inside, she'd written "Would domestic life be like this?". The irony was that the woman in the painting was the image of...me! Same body, same hair, everything. OW had never seen me or even a photo of me. And OW was short, white-haired, flat-chested...nothing like the woman in the painting. As a way of impressing on H what he'd be missing if he left me, it was inspired! These things can backfire, especially when a guilty conscience is being suppressed.
"Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people." - Spencer Johnson
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I just stumbled across this thread, OMG ! have you READ what the company says about affairs ? * gag me with a spoon *
I'd like to suggest some cards myself :
"I wonder who's grabbin' you by the [censored] tonight ?"
"love you, need you, soulmate (but I won't divorce my spouse for ya, natch) "
"you are better than masturbating"
"Am I using you, or are you using me ?"
Funny...but sickening.
Squid bought cards to send to OM that still hurt me. I wonder what Squid did with them actually. I'm pretty sure she never sent them, as I exposed them the next day to OMS GF and contact stopped almost immediately, but she never destroyed them with the love letters from HIM either.
Not that bothered but I might ask one day.
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Ive checked this site and it says they are 'committed' to empathy and understanding. my question is do they understand what 'committed' means? cos i dont think they do. their site is such a contradiction <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
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You can bet that Octobergirl WILL be clicking on the "Contact us" portion of this pathetic site and giving them my 2 cents.
muahahahahaha
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'The Reformer'- enneagram type 1
~Let Higher Minds Prevail~
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~Life isn't complicated,we make it that way~
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2 bad Jack218 hasn't been around in a long time.
He should write the "We're @$$holemates!" cards!
One I thought of, based on a rebuff a friend of mine made 2 a rather pretty, but s2pid girl that came on2 him somewhat strong:
Girl (flaunting sexuality): "you believe in love at first sight, don't you?"
Friend (disgusted): "Ah s***, I love you, let's f***!"
That would be a good "lovers" card, regarless of the tone, doncha think? or doncha?
-ol' 2long
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Yucky, slimey, gross and disgusting. The art work will look so pretty in divorce court.
Grapes are versatile. Grapes can be sour, sweet, sublime as wine and fabulous even when old and dried out.
Me: BS XCH: Clueless 2-DS: Bigger than me 1-DD: Now also bigger than me!
5/6: Personally served CH with divorce papers 6/6: CH F? wants to time to see if M can be saved 7/6: FCH reenters our lives to work on marriage but secretly signs papers to start divorce...what's that about? Mediation set for November Final dissolution in January 2007. 2008 and beyond: Life goes on...
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Here's an interesting article that was in a local paper... Infidelity cards under fire dewt
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Like I said, some people will do ANYTHING to make a buck.
Soon we'll have a line of cards for addicts "I love you hun, so we is a bit of that crazy rock of love called crack".
Hey! Taking drugs is a choice, so its all cool. Who cares who it hurts? There is a huge market for it! Lets tap it!
Maybe next there will be a line for stalkers, rapists, etc. Oh joy!
It really is ridiculous.
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