I know there are lots of women here from the South so this one is for you...
Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
> Clean skin.
> A winning smile.
> That unforgettable Southern drawl.
> Southern women know their manners:
> "Yes, ma'am."
> "Yes, sir."
> "Why, no, Billy!"
> Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
> "Y'all come back!"
> "Well, bless your heart."
> "Drop by when you can."
> "How's your Momma?"
> Southern women know their summer weather report:
> Humidity
> Humidity
> Humidity
> Southern women know their vacation spots:
> The beach
> The beach
> The beach
> Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
> Summer tans
> Colorful hi-heel sandals
> Strapless sun dresses
> Southern women know everybody's first name:
> Honey
> Darlin'
> Shugah
> Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
> Fried Green Tomatoes
> Driving Miss Daisy
> Steel Magnolias
> Gone With The Wind
> Southern women know their religions:
> Baptist
> Methodist
> Football
> Southern women know their country breakfasts:
> Red-eye gravy
> Grits
> Country ham
> Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with mom's homemade jelly
> Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
> Charleston (Chawl'stn)
> Savannah (S'vanah)
> New Orleans (N'awlins)
> Atlanta (Addlanna)
> Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
> Men in uniform.
> Men in tuxedos
> Rhett Butler, of course!
> Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> The Mall
> The Country Club
> The Beauty Salon
> Southern girls know the four deadly sins:
> Having bad hair and nails
> Having bad manners
> Cooking bad food
> Wearing too much makeup in the summer
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> Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
> Now.......Shugah, send this to some girls who were raised in the
> South or wish they had been! If you're a Northern transplant,
> Bless your heart, fake it.
> We know you got here as fast as you could.....!!!
