First the darkroom, now my house... I'm gonna have to get myself fumigated pretty soon!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Honestly, they just DON'T make inhibitions like they used to. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

t&l

oh crap, neakie, now your mother knows!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Good thing she doesn't know about that time in the car.

OOPS!

Oh, c'mon...I've worked Pubic Patrol in labor and delivery for 26 years. Neak has 3 children. By using my incredible powers of deduction and reasoning, I've been suspecting for YEARS that something of the sort was going on!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> I mean, it's not like I thought she was being pollinated by BEES!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Besides, Neak, imagine (if you dare) me trying some of your suggestions on your father. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

t&l

I'm just ready to leave for an evening @ Neak's house. How much you wanna bet when I get over there in 20 minutes or so, she'll still be trying to wash her mind out with soap? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

MAN............that is just wrong......I LOVE IT ! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

LM

T&L - You are tooooooooo funny. I bet Neak is blushing at that one.

I knew it! I suspected all along that some of the guys were casting there unsanctified eyes on these 'ladies only' anecdotes, but now lemonman proved it!!!

I'd spend more time being indignant, but I have to go wash my mind out with soap. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Not only blushing, but frantically fanning her suddenly scorching face!

Sound of door opening, revealing t&l in full middle-aged splendor. "Hey, there big guy, how'd you like to-- Yes, I mean you. The one with the shocked look on your face." Saunters seductively towards the bed in an undulating movement (necessitated by the rolls of fat, you understand). "Guess what I'm gonna do to you, you big hunk of burning...Are you OK? Why have your eyes rolled back in your head that way? Did you know that purple isn't your most flattering skin tone? M-E-D-I-C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" /> Does anybody know CPR?"

t&l

DAMN............I didn't mean to post...I really didn't. I guess I shouldn't delete it, as I was flat out BUSTED....DAMN.

LM

Busted! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Somebody's mom is reading this thread!! Oh, wait, I'm somebody's mom, too, LOL.

I'd kind of like to hear what the men have to say on this subject. You know, to see what 'works.' It would be educational. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

my mom. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Well since I have already been caught "trespassing", I would just reiterate that KJB23 hit a "home run" with her post. She gives some very very good advice and concrete examplaes of things to do. I admit, I had to "shift" in my "seat" to get comfortable just reading the post...Ahem...ahem... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Ok, I am now leaving the thread and apologize for trespassing on this blessed sanctity.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />



Cheers,

LM

OH DEAR!! Neakie, neakie, neakie..... I am embarrassed for ya, hon!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

LEMONMAN, GET OFFA OUR THREAD, YOU VOYEUR!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, it's a good thing she didn't find out about the time a few weeks ago when my DD6 unlocked the bathroom door from the outside - it's easy - and walked in while I was thrown up sitting on the sink in a very compromising position, ankles pressed to my H's ears. (I'm still pretty flexible, ha ha.) The fact that I was still wearing a shirt was small comfort at the time. Needless to say, we are working on knocking.

That is, we are working on teaching the children to knock.

Neak - Next time there is something that the guys NEED to see - just put LADIES ONLY!!!

LOL! Yes! Definitely teach the children to knock! Better yet, teach them that a locked door is locked for a reason...so do not bother to knock if nobody outside the locked door is bleeding.

My H used to be fond of coming home for lunch and settling the kids in front of "Sesame Street" for a spell while we retired behind our locked bedroom door.

Well, DD came aknockin' one day. Daddy told her to go see what Bert and Ernie were doing. She was bored with Bert and Ernie, so she decided to practice her newly learned telephoning skills by calling Grandma and announcing that Mommy and Daddy were in the bedroom and wouldn't let her in and that she was telling Grandma on them. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Grandma and everybody else in the family that Grandma told got a really big laugh out of that!

Oh, and I didn't think this was sexy...just funny, but it turned H on for some reason.

Years ago, I had gallbladder surgery...the old-fashioned kind that leaves a scar from just under your boobs to one side of the bellybutton. A few years after that, I had a hysterectomy. Well, some months after the hysterectomy, I was looking in the mirror as I was drying off after I got out of the tub. My hyst scar looked like a smile, and my gallbladder scar looked like a nose. Sooo...I got out the blue eyeshadow that I should have thrown away long ago, and skillfully colored a couple of spots that are located above the gallbladder scar, used eyebrow pencil to create "eyelashes" on those two spots,and then used lipstick to freshen up the hyst scar. I then casually strolled into the bedroom and said, "Hi, there, Big Boy!"

The look on H's face (before the laughter) was priceless! He was still trying to get his breath from laughing, but he managed to choke out, "C'mere, girl!" I guess he was turned on by my new "face" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The only problem here in Cali is the water is too damn cold, thus some shrinkage for my WH. However, nothing a hot shower and two "turned on" naked bodies can't solve very quickly.

yes, but Pebbles, she is a real mom. And her D is on here talking about things that no good daughter would ever do! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />