Hey Fox0r,
It's been a pleasure to read your posts as they have paralled mine so much in the last few weeks. Heh, I love you like a brother. Has your wife moved her things out of your house/apartment? My wife and I are drawing up our plans for dividing up our finances and items this week. I too have learned more in the last few weeks then I ever have in my life. I know I will be with someone again, and I will be a better husband because of this circumstance.

My wife is actually jealous because I have been doing the same thing you are, going out with my friends. She asked me today if I was dating anyone... I told her I still respect our vows and have no desire to date anyone. I really don't see me dating anyone for a long while. It's too bad, I only wish she had respected our vows like I have.

Okay, so I write this email to my wife earlier:


"Shan-

Mail me the divorce papers so I can sign them and have them filed"

-A"


and this is how she responds: brace yourselves its so hilarious, I'm still laughing and I read it ten minutes ago.

This is what my W wrote me back -

aaron~ why the change in heart? you don't talk to me for weeks and then this? if that's what you want to do, then fine. i think we both knew it was going to end this way anyway, but no matter what, you can't avoid me. you have things of mine at the irizarry's and we still need to go through everything at the apartment. i will bring the papers to you myself so we can discuss things and you can sign at that time, and i will file. next time, don't make your e-mail so short and impersonal especially after absolutely ignoring me for the past 2 weeks. you are still married to me ya know and i deserve a little bit more than that. e-mail me back if it won't break off your fingers to actually write me more than a sentence...

~shannon

and since when did you start signing your e-mails "a"...last time i checked your name was aaron....

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What the hell is this? She hasn't made any effort to talk to me; and she plays the guilt trip on me like this is my fault? LOL!

"why the change in heart? you dont talk to me for weeks and now this?" - last time I checked, I have been the only one to make contact over the past MONTH. I talked to her a week ago; and then left her her own space; last time I checked - she could have easily wrote me or emailed me.

How the hell am I supposed to respond to this e-mail anyways? What a joke - WS blather and false justification like I've never heard it.

"Pick up a finger and type something" - funny, i'm the only one who ever does this to begin with; last time I checked she has made no effort to contact me in how long? Over a week now?

"If thats what you want to do then fine" - lol...like she didn't want to?

"I think we both knew it was going to end this way" - more like she's caused it to end this way; it was her decision, not mine. Has she forgot I've spent the last month trying to save things?

"I will bring the things and then I WILL FILE" - LOL control freak much?

"Next time dont make the email so short and impersonal - especially after ignoring me for the past two weeks" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD.

I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES ANY EFFORT TO TALK TO HER AND SHE SAYS I IGNORE HER? I CALL HER EVERYDAY IN THE MORNING AND I AM IGNORING HER? SHE GOES FOR DAYS AT A TIME WITHOUT EMAILING ME SAYING SHES TOO BUSY TO, YET SHE POSTS ON HER BABY FORUMS EVERYDAY??!?!? AND IM IGNORING HER? LMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! WS BLATHER HAS NEVER BEEN SO RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY! LMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

"You are still married to me you know and I deserve a little more respect then that" - what respect have I ever gotten from her this past month? .....panties in a bunch much? Let me see...oh wait; NONE!!!!

This brings the word hypocrite to a whole new level. Wow....if she's not in a full blown A right now, I don't know who is. LOL! WOW! LOLOLOLOL!!!!! IM SORRY THIS IS SO HILARIOUS!!!

"Since when did you stop signing your emails aaron, your name isn't a" - Dunno, the moment she stopped signing hers "love"?

WOW....just WOW, I don't even know where to go from here I'm laughing so hard - she has lost her MIND! WOW LOL!

Veterans PLEASE respond, I am so confused LOL! Laughing so hard - no clue what to do now!

-God bless guys, I'm going to sleep well tonight, dying of laughter as we speak.

Tim - I look at you in the same light; we are going through extremely similar situations unfortunately.

My W has lost her mind - read her e-mail response; it doesn't even make sense!!

I swear to God she's possessed right now; don't even know what to do - I want to save this marriage - but I think this is living proof shes having an affair; I find it incredibly sad that such a smart girl would throw away a marriage with a very nice man who loves her; her schooling; basically her entire life for this crap - what a joke!

Sigh...all I can do now is laugh my [censored] of at the stupidity of this situation.

LOL! almost an hour if not more has passed since I read her e-mail and I'm STILL laughing! How in God's name am I supposed to respond to such illogical blather? I don't even know how to respond - nothing she even said made sense; LOL WOW! Oh no, look out - SHES THE VICTIM! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

People - both BS and FWS, PLEASE ADVICE! LOL I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO LOL! I love her so much but I don't even know how to show her how dumb she's being - how the hell do I get this fog to roll out so I can beat some sense into her thick skull? lol....

WOW! LOLOOL! And what the frick am I supposed to do about her bday now!? LOL! LOL!!!!! I'm sorry, this is so hilariously DUMB! I Can't stop LAUGHING!