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psst... Orchid.... do you know the answer to this?
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A chinese man, an black man and a white man go out fishing together. They get into an argument about God's skin color.
"God is black because black is beautiful," the black man says.
"God is yellow because God is mellow," the chinese man says.
"God is white because God is right," the white man says.

And as is happens in these stories, a gigantic wave crashes into their little boat and they all drown. When they arrive at the gates of Heaven where Saint Peter is waiting for them, they are still discussing the same thing and they're all very agitated by now.
"Saint Peter, what's the skin color of God?" they ask.
"See for yourselves," Saint Peter smiles, "God is coming to meet you." And indeed, they see a figure approaching.
And in a loud, warm, booming voice He says...

[color:"purple"]When we lose sight of the well being of others, it is like losing sight in one eye. (the Dalai Lama)[/color]
The Neutral Zone Theory
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Re: psst... Orchid.... do you know the answer to this?
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Haven't heard that one.....ok you got the answer? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Re: psst... Orchid.... do you know the answer to this?
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He said...
A - LO - HA !!

[color:"purple"]When we lose sight of the well being of others, it is like losing sight in one eye. (the Dalai Lama)[/color]
The Neutral Zone Theory
Doing the right thing vs being a good boy/girl
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As told to us by our native Hawaiian tour guide on Maui.
<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[color:"purple"]When we lose sight of the well being of others, it is like losing sight in one eye. (the Dalai Lama)[/color]
The Neutral Zone Theory
Doing the right thing vs being a good boy/girl
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He said...
A - LO - HA !!

22222 funny! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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