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1. get eaten by a crab in the ocean??
2. get hit in the head by a dingy and get amnesia
3. reveal his job as a operative for the MEN IN BLACK and accidently use his own flash pen on himself so he has forgotten about us
4. get married without telling us so he could avoid getting a lava-lamp as a wedding gift.
5. drink too many long necks with JUSTLEARNING and fall down somewhere without his help I have fallen and can't get up button.
6. been officially abducted by the aliens he worked so hard at revealing....(tell us everything you know 2long)
7. accused someone NOT as nice as me as being "older" and is recovering somewhere unable to hold the phone.
8. Oh God...gone to Texas and accidently got shot
9. become a true parrot head in his favorite JAM beach shorts from 1988 and is selling jewelery following the band..
10. had an operation inwhich he can now be a runner up in the potato queen contest.
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE WAT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He came back from vacation, then vanished again after a few posts.
WAT, where are yoooouuu?
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Me, BS 37
Him, WXH (Noddy) 40
DD13, DD6
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Time wounds all heels... - Groucho Marx
...except when it doesn't. - Graycloud
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8. Oh God...gone to Texas and accidently got shot
I am editing number 8 before melodylane comes around and points out that there are NO accidental shootings in Texas...
Texan only shoot exactly who they mean to shoot
I am living proof that the learning curve works
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In Texas, "He needed killing" is a valid defense in criminal court, you know!
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"Yahupp Judge that der furrener needed shot....he talked funny" does work in texas...so I hear.... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Yep. Yer right! And I plan to use it if IB doesn't defog someday.
"Yep, Jedge, when he cum outta that spaceship, he wasn't worth a durn. He needed killin'. (Should work in my county.)
I eat animals.
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That heathen boy needed killin'! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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"Yep, Jedge, when he cum outta that spaceship, he wasn't worth a durn. He needed killin'. (Should work in my county.) I think I might! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Yesterday at work I heard a girl say "I ain't got no Avon book!" Sounds like I'm in your county, doesn't it? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Susan
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"Whar did theyum Aliens stick the probe ?" "rectum" "Ah cayn see it wrecked 'im, but whar they stick the probe ?" <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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sigh......what a pitiful sight, yankees and foreigners trying to talk like a Texan!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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Yankees AND foreigners?
Isn't that redundant?
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after reading all those posts, I read yours Melody with a heavy Texan accent in my head. Just sad. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
BS: 37 (me)
WH: 35
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Plan A'd from a distance - WH moved out
Plan B started: 10/04/05
Plan B fell apart: 10/14/05
Back on the Plan B pony 10/23/05
Baby stepping in recovery since 11/06/05
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LOL !<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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sigh......what a pitiful sight, yankees and foreigners trying to talk like a Texan!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Mel, now people are gonna think we dont know how to SPEAK here! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Excuse me, I'm fixin to go get them kids in the bath!
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Yankees AND foreigners?
Isn't that redundant?
-ol' 2long Damn, I love him!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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but where is WAT?????????
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but where is WAT????????? He's not here Arkie. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Susan <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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And I know why you are whining like this. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> You probably want ME to do a search and find in his old post where he is. Right? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Susan <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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you da man susan, you da man for that job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hope you are well...
and just wait till wat steps out in her(his) tater finest and steals your crown....
don't say I didnt warn you....
ARKIE
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He had several post on July 15 Ark. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> Susan edited to add: Wat Checks In
Last edited by Susan; 07/22/05 09:01 PM.
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