Have you ever wondered why

A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H

are the letters used to define

bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there.

{C} Can't Complain!

{D} Dang!

{DD} Double dang!

{E} Enormous!

{F} Fake.

{G} Get a Reduction.

{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

BUBBA'S FIRST MILITARY ASSIGNMENT

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Bubba was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance. This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting. The Captain decided that he would not ask Bubba Joe about his selling techniques but that he would sit in the back of the room and observe Bubba's sales pitch.


Bubba Joe stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated, "If ya'll take the normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and are kilt, the government pays your beneficiary $6,000. If ya'll take out the supplemental GI insurance (which'll cost ya'll only $30.00 a month), the government pays your beneficiary $200,000."

"NOW," Bubba concluded, "Which bunch do you think them suckers are gonna send into battle first?"

Hey Cin,
What about us DDD women?

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Lucky you!!!

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