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BF frequently gives me a tool of some sort of my birthday or Christmas. And that's ok. As long as there is something else. I like tools. Tools give you the ability to do things for yourself - even if you don't have all the knowledge you need to actually do it. And it's easier to get someone to help you if you own your own tools.
So, we were doing birthday presents because my birthday was last month and we don't see each other often as ours is a long distance relationship. And he gives me the tool. It was wrapped and quite small as tools go.
I open it up and it is a BOB!!!!!
Which I thought was hysterical.
So, laughing like a couple of silly kids - neither of us had ever really played with one and we were a bit uncertain about this whole thing (I think) - we played with it a time or two.
One day, I was in the bedroom changing clothes and it turned itself on. BF was in the other end of the house. But, it did really turn itself on and started vibrating its way to the edge of the bedside table. It shut off when it hit the floor. And never worked again. I think the BOB had it's own terminal orgas. and died in ecstacy!
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What a hoot! Sounds to me like BOB really liked you, but understanding that it would never work out, decided to commit suicide.
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Okay.....is a BOB what I think it is? Thinking the classic rock band that was headed by Donald Fagen and Walter Becker with the hit song "Are you reeling in the years?"
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Was BOB gold plated? was he multispeed? or just the single speed boring BOB? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
Learning from your own mistakes creates experience, learning from books creates knowledge, combining the two together creates wisdom => You start with a full bag of luck, and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.
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Yup, it is. Battery Operated Boyfriend.
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/teary.gif" alt="" /> You're right. So, BOB died and BF went home. What is a woman to do....
BTW, Crush, what is the connection between BOB and that song?
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