A blond, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blond said, "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50, gave it to her and said he'd call her whenever he had another job for her to do. The blond thanked him and as she was walking back down the path, she called out "And by the way, I know everybody thinks blonds are stupid, but I thought you should know that it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

30 Years Difference:






1973: Long hair
2003: Longing for hair

1973: KEG
2003: EKG

1973: Acid rock
2003: Acid reflux

1973: Moving to California because it's cool
2003: Moving to California because it's warm

1973: Trying to look like Liz Taylor
2003: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1973: Seeds and stems
2003: Roughage

1973: Hoping for a BMW
2003: Hoping for a BM

1973: The Grateful Dead
2003: Dr. Kevorkian

1973: Going to a new, hip joint
2003: Receiving a new hip joint

1973: Rolling Stones
2003: Kidney Stones

1973: Passing the drivers' test
2003: Passing the vision test

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
things.

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
"de plane Boss, de plane".

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

If Ivory soap is 99 & 41/100 percent pure, what is the other 59/100.

That is just too funny...LOL!

Thanks for the laugh I really needed it!!

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Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.


That's my fave :0

It was my favorite, too....

Remember the tv show "Fantasy Island"? What kind of M&Ms were Tatoo's favorite?

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"De plain, de plain!"