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#1540812 12/16/05 06:19 AM
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Sent to me by a mommy. She had her 1st 2 boys while in her 20's. Then near their 25th wedding anniversary, they were blessed with a cute little girl.

Here's the test:

Here is a smile for your day....
MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ..I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

......When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

Enjoy!
L.

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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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I love it! Thanks Orchid! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
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Gee, L. - you could've waited until AFTER Dad's day for this! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Seems I heard this one the other way 'round awhile back......

WAT


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