Dayam! Missed all the fun again!<P>Okay, okay nomorebs, I'm not quite as venerable and ancient as you are but I'm at least within a decade's reach. Even so, we're planets apart.<P>A few differences itemized:<P>1. no i don't want a mailorder barbie doll. I'm quite happy with my ornery real-life wife (hi Suse!). Much more unpredictable and challenging. Now that I really think of it, the more ornery the woman, the better I like her!<P>2. no, i don't need sex everyday. Come on, man! I'm tired, allright! Can't we just sit and talk and split a bottle o' wine?<P>3. I've got the means, just not the motivation. Err... an old song comes to mind, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion". Know it, perhap?<P>4. You got out at nite to get what you want? You poor guy. You should take more initiative. I do all the grocery shopping so I get to buy whatever I want to stock the pantry. I spend late nites in the comfort of my home. Yeah, Maya some nites it's Yodels. LOL Snugglin' in bed with Suse.<P>5. If all I wanted was sex, I could really do it a lot cheaper than you did buying a wife and all. Heck, I wouldn't charge myself much and I wouldn't even take up much of my time! I'd invest my money I saved in a decent wine cellar or a trip to Italy or something.<P>6. I'm a very happy hubby. We're having a blast just about every day. It's amazing.<P>Okay, I'm teasing, but there's truth in jest as well. Your lifestyle may work for you. If it does and you don't hurt anyone, cool. But, you've gotta admit...isn't it a wee bit UNUSUAL? Like....errrr..how do I say? Midieval?<P>It's a bit of a throwback doncha think? I kinda like my 21st century wife just as she is. Oh, I confess... she's really got me wupped. I cook, I clean, I do the groceries. But, yanoo? As a result, we have Grrrrrreat sex! LOL <P>OMG!!!!!! Did I say that? Edit edit edit!

Sue!!! I miss you !!!

You all need to know that this *man* (?) put this here as a joke, to get attention or whatever... he is also icouldcareless on here. Let's ignore him so that we can instead focus on the REAL people who need help here. He needs to get a life.<BR>And a lobotomy - yes, i spelled it right lol<BR>Ian

Hey Nomorebs!! I knew your wife before you did and she aint that bad. Tell her I said hi !!! Id be glad to share my wife with you if you want too. Let me know.

Oh, Lord, what is this, don't they have night school anymore ?<P>------------------<BR>Just call me - Deb<BR>------------------------<BR>The only day I can do anything about is today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow is not yet mine.<P>