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To Fluke and Kiwi...Nah, it's not her age, it's her I.Q.!!!

Do you think if we invite her to a "Ho-down", she would immediately just fall on the floor?


Mrs. W

bwahahahaaaaaaa

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OMG. I am laughing so hard my family thinks I have lost my mind.

Ho Down! lol

Don't be no HO!!

Thanks, I needed this laugh tonight.

"QUADRUPLE SNORT...

To Fluke and Kiwi...Nah, it's not her age, it's her I.Q.!!!

Do you think if we invite her to a "Ho-down", she would immediately just fall on the floor?"

I think you've been listening to the wrong God if this is the kind of stuff you hear him asking you to say. I honestly can't believe this site. There's no help from people like this.

ViewEra I'm a FWS. I've been where you are. OMG it's looking back on the babble that is so amusing.

When you get through it you'll understand.

You'll also understand that the people who are laughing the hardest are the people who helped me the most or are FWS's themselves.

Ashley

No one hates you but let me point out two things okay?

1. You are on a marriage builder forum - for BUILDING MARRIAGES. You are not married to this man...nor are you in a LEGITAMATE, MOGAMINOUS relationship with him. If that happes for you one day with him - then this will be the place for you.

2. You are on an INFEDELITY forum on a MARRIAGE BUILDING site. That doesn't teach let your WS go...it is in support of saving and fixing the MARRIAGE - no matter what he or she has felt in the past.

What people are trying to tell you is we can't help you - the help you have been told is accurate - walk away from this man - even if you have twins. If you are meant to be - then let him take care of his marriage RIGHT, divorce and walk away. If it's what he wants, his wife "TRYING" to make it work wont keep him - if he is staying...it's his choice - accept it.

Gee Ashley & View...

Imagine...you are coming to a forum that is centered around REBULDING MARRIAGES and you don't like how you are being treated. I honestly would like to know what you expected coming here? Did you think that we would say nothing but kind words? Did you think that we would be easy on you? If so, this is just another part of your fantasy world.

Again, if you truly love these MARRIED PEOPLE, you will leave them alone. You will do nothing but help them create their own personal h*ll.

Now, on the assumption that Ashley15 is indeed a troll, I offer up my version of the recipe for "Drunk Chicken":

First, go out to the henhouse. Find a nice, plump chicken. Chase it until you back it into a corner. Grab it by the neck and give it a good wringing. When you finish wringing its neck, lay it across either a tree stump or an upended log and whack its head off with a hatchet.

Pluck all the feathers out. Some folks like to dip the chicken into a pot of boiling water for a minute to make the plucking easier.

Pull out the insides of the chicken. You can freeze the liver to fry later and freeze the giblets to add to the gravy next time you make chicken and dressing.

Wash the chicken well. Season with desired seasoning.

Open a can of beer. If you like beer, take a swig. Shove the can with the rest of the beer up the chicken's butt.

Position on the grill or in your oven with the chicken sitting on top of the beer can. Cook until well-done.

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LC,
You're a gem. Thanks for the recipe!

What the heck did I start last night? I thought you would all be ready to throw me to the wolves.


There is no greater sacrifice than an animal that gives his life for my sheer eatin pleasure!

Tried that Lady. UM, UM tasty!

The one thing you all have completely wrong is that i have never harassed her...on the contrary she harasses me...to a point that i have been afraid for my childrens and my own life.

www.gloryb.com (pink board) Have you even bothered to take a look????

I wonder why she harrasses you?? Doesn't take a rocket scientist.

Let's see...you are messing around with her husband & then you call her to talk to her about it. Can't imagine why that would happen.

His wife IS a big meanie!!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Ash, there are other posters here that are being put aside for this, people who need help saving their marriages. You will find your kind of support at www.gloryb.com. Please just look over there.

Ashley,
you kept me up last night, but you aren't tonight. I was really concerned. However, you my dear are either a glutton for punishment (I think there is a name for that) or you are a troll and no I don't mean Shrek.

You see, Shrek had morals and values. Nope, you aren't that kind of a troll.

Listen, you have been told over and over and over and over that we will not support the OW who is stll in the A. even though you are ever so nicely asking the wife to please let you have her husband.

If you were an OW who was looking for a way to end the relationship we would offer you all the support possible.

Since that is not the case, you have been referred to the gloryb board where there are other women you can you talk to. They understand you. They, too, have probably asked the wife to let the husband go. They, too, don't mind sloppy seconds.

The will all support you in the misguided notion that the betrayed wife should just move on out of the way and let you take their husband. I'm sure they will give you the advice that you need to encourage him to continue lying and betraying hiw wife and family.

Just in case you missed it, it is gloryb.com and just click on the pink board.

I hope you enjoy your journey as the OW. I am sure his wife is enjoying the ****** of a journey you are contributing to for her.

Ashley:

You need to post your story in TOW. I believe you have been given the URL many times.

There are many like you over there.

About 99% of them end in disaster.

In fact the TOW members are now preaching NC with OM to folks like you. Trust me I am not making this up. I couldn't believe it, but they have recognize that affairs lead to nowhere.

Even the most recalcitrant and loony TOW women agree with NC with OM. I am talking about women who think guilt is a bad thing when having an affair.

Good luck!

Whether you are a troll or not is a moot point.

Good luck

Please go post and let us know what they say to you.

Okay,gosh you are the meanie,girl! I know you will love this piece of info but the way i feel is that he was mine first..and like she is the imposter here.Afterall he is 'trying' to be honest with her..she knows he loves me...but she does'nt care.Why would she want to be someone who is always thinking of someone else? He's weird,but he wants her permission to move on.But she does'nt want him to ever be happy.She is just sooo mad.I wish she could meet someone who is compatable,who will really love her...then maybe we can all be somewhat happy.

GO AWAY.

Thanks to whoever on this thead let us know about the "ignore the user" function.

Kim, she will not go away. She is not here for help, just to show off. It is sad really.

Ashley we can't change your mind. Personally, I'm ok with that. There are plenty of people like you out there and we're better of spending our time on those who want help. I don't know if you're actually beyond help or not but you won't receive the kind of help you really need outside of a clinical setting I believe.

Best wishes. I'll pray that you are able to see the truth of your situation.