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Pharmacology News In pharmacology, most drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The Rx drug industry has been looking for a more descriptive generic name for Viagra than sildenafil citrate (how much fun is THAT?). After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered, but rejected, were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin. In other news, its manufacturer recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't remember what to do with them. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> WAT
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Well, as an old fart, I appreciate the vast amount of research on Viagra. I just can't remember why. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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LOL! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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together 21 yrs, married 18.5yrs
"I love you but not IN love with you" speech 6/3/04
D-Day 2/25/05; WH moved out 3/15/05 & back too soon 3/22/05...He left again 5/8/06
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I loved this post. Thanks worthatry!
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Worthatry,
Thanks. That was too funny.
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I am the BW,
He is the FWH
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ROFLMAO This is a great post!
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<img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> so glad you are back, WAT
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me: FWW/BS 52 H: FWH/BS 49
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Well, thanks, but I'm not really back back. Just back in that I may pop in from time to time.
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Well, thanks, but I'm not really back back. Just back in that I may pop in from time to time.
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HAR! HAR! HAR!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
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ROFL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> That's hysterical! Made me laugh out loud...which, I'm sure, made my boss wonder what's so dang funny about architecture. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Thanks for posting this, WAT!
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I am a very poor sleeper....toss and turn all night.
I use Viagra to stop me from rolling off the bed at night.
Divorced:
"Never shelter anyone from the realities of their decisions": Noodle
You believe easily what you hope for ernestly
Infidelity does not kill marriages, the lying does
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Me (BS) 36
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DD - Born 11/8/05 !!!
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PA #2 4/01 to 1/04
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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
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WAT:
I'll only point out that I picked the name "2long" before products like viagra became readily available.
Perhaps I should have chosen "4hours"?
-ol' 4hours
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LOL, WAT, had to forward that to my H.
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Mel will love this! She's a big Pepsi fan. And ever'thang's bigger in TEXAS!!!
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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VERY funny! ***NEWSBREAK*** This just in - Inside the Beltway - D.C. authorities announce the breakup of a prostitution ring operating in Southeast. An unnamed source inside the D.C. police department revealed that a member of Congress - perhaps a Senator - was arrested soliciting a prostitute who happened to be the target of a stakeout. "Viagra", the Congressman, and two other ho's, "Cialis" and "Levitra" are currently in custody. Film at eleven.
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Do you know just how badly I needed a good laught today? Thanks!!!!!!!!!!
Grapes are versatile. Grapes can be sour, sweet, sublime as wine and fabulous even when old and dried out.
Me: BS
XCH: Clueless
2-DS: Bigger than me
1-DD: Now also bigger than me!
5/6: Personally served CH with divorce papers
6/6: CH F? wants to time to see if M can be saved
7/6: FCH reenters our lives to work on marriage but secretly signs papers to start divorce...what's that about?
Mediation set for November
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LMAO - I thought this thread was something serious. (ie WAT off on some tangent) I might have known. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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Hey WAT! So you've changed professions and are now a doxter?!?!?! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Ask Lemon.....maybe he can get you a guest shot on House!??!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" /> Good to see you postin' Miss your wit and charm. So howa' bean!?!?!? <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Aloha, L.
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