I'm with neen...gimme one of each and bill H. Won't that look interesting on his corporate visa?<P>------------------<BR>Joan

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MAN THAT DOESN'T WANT SEX.<P>I'm turning you in for FALSE ADVERTISING!<P>LOL<p>[This message has been edited by Maya (edited September 30, 1999).]

Maya:<P>I didn't say he doesn't want it, he'll just be too drunk, fat, or dumb to GET it from you!<P>What could be better? <P>------------------<BR>/// Lone Star * ///<P>

"What could be better???????"<P>At this point, ALONE could be better ...

I will take one.(lol)<BR>p.s Thank you for your response to my response to exlir a couple of days ago. The kind words helped.

I GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF QUALITY-CONTROL TESTING!!!!!<P>(Um, er, since Dunc is so *perfect* 'n' all... *right hunny*??)<P>oh... never mind. Great idea tho!

What do we do with the ones we recycle????<P>Hmmmmmm.....

O.K. girls, enough of this levity. I've been resisting this reply all day but the weekend is upon me and I won't feel good about myself if I don't.<BR>Tried the mail order thing from a country that treats its' women like dogs and its' dogs like lunch. It doesen't even have water. So they attached the postage with staples. Needless to say she wasn't so pretty when she arrived; kinda like an american housefrau in the morning... <P>Going down the list of disires and compaints.<BR>I Don't smoke, don't drink, don't watch or even discuss football. I don't pester or maul, shower prior... complete all projects on time or before, clean up after myself, cook and taught our daughter how to. Buy her little gifts when I find something I think she'll like. Height 6'6, 205. Brutally handsome (her words). Make 3X national average and on my way to 4X, 5X....<BR>No need for postage because I can fly myself there. <BR>THe only catch is that,While I am legally available, I am hopelessly devoted to her as the sun is to rising in the East. <BR>

I'm printing business cards tomorrow...<P>Vice President<BR>Beef Jerky Unit.<P><BR>LOL, I accept!

Have to jump in a moment.....<P><BR>Uh, Suse.....<P>I think that you are to bias to be in charge of Quality Control....You have one (Dunc) standard that you go by....<P>I - on the other hand - worked in QC for 11 years and am excellent at SPC and the concept and implementation of RANDOM SAMPLING? <P>I feel that with my current untainted position (H gone - me ready) that I am the most qualified for this HIGHLY TAXING position which calls for the utmost SCRUTINY as far as attention to DETAIL and PERFORMANCE!!! <P>Thank you for listening.....<P>Sheba<P>LOL!!!!!!!!1