Folks Pep said
tell the joke or be "on my list"
For those that don't know, you DON'T want to be on Pep's list. So if the joke offends you...blame Pep. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Here goes.
It seems these three guys were having a few beers one night and subject of affairs and mistress' came up. Now the lawyer at the table said he thought it would be a good idea to have a mistress. It would surely add excitement to his life, perhaps some variety, and the thrill of the chase would do something for him.
The Doc sitting there thought on what the lawyer said and responded: "Well I work in ER, and I have enough excitement in my life. I want the W, the Burbs, the dog, and the kids. Just going home and kicking back is all I need.
Meanwhile the scientist is sitting over there doodling on a napkin and being very quiet and in deep thought. Finally, the lawyer asked him, "what about you?"
The scientist looked and said, "both". The Doc responded, "both what?"
The scientist said, "I would want both a W and a mistress."
This sort of shocked the two, and they replied in unison, "Why?"
"Well", the scientist said, "then on Friday night I could tell the W I had to go out and be with my mistress and I could tell the mistress I had to stay home with the wife and then I could go to the lab and get some work done."
So you see Polyfidelity would work. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
When my W heard that joke, here response was <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> : "it figures,sigh."
Ok, back to Pep's regular programing.
JL