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Dear Dog & Cat,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not stake a claim for it becoming your food, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through thesame door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
[color:"red"] Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted child who is short,hairy, walks on all fours, and doesn't speak clearly. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
5. Remember: Dogs and cats are sometimes better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children !!! [/color]
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love the post eav..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
I got 2 cats, and I have triped over them as they rush down the stairs many times. I got to really pay attention when I go down them <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />!
The bathroom thing! LOL <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />, I can so relate. It is so embarasing sometimes......no privacy.....
And yes, I have a king size bed and sometimes I end up sleeping on the edge! How does that work? They always got to be right in my face!
But I do love those 2. Oh, they are there when I get home and they are happy to see me and only demend that they got food. Otherwise they are happy! They love to sit on my monitor, both of them at the same time, sometimes they even start the rough stuff when sitting up there. Sheesh.
they are great friends....
And I so agree with the fact that they live here! So, if someone does not like them, too bad! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/pfft.gif" alt="" />
Daisy <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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eav, I love it Going to send it to all my animal friends. LOL love, VTY
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Very funny! My dogs came after my children. While raising the puppies, I often wished that we could "crate train" our children.
I often joke that our youngest dog has ADD: Attention Deficit Disorder. It just seems like he can never get enough attention.
Grapes are versatile. Grapes can be sour, sweet, sublime as wine and fabulous even when old and dried out.
Me: BS XCH: Clueless 2-DS: Bigger than me 1-DD: Now also bigger than me!
5/6: Personally served CH with divorce papers 6/6: CH F? wants to time to see if M can be saved 7/6: FCH reenters our lives to work on marriage but secretly signs papers to start divorce...what's that about? Mediation set for November Final dissolution in January 2007. 2008 and beyond: Life goes on...
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i agree daisy....no privacy!!
the little [censored] even tries to drink the water out of my bubble bath!
and i have no room in the bed...
big bear growls at me when i try to scootch him over so i can get in!
but i love them!
thay have trained [color:"red"] me [/color] well <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
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The bathroom thing! LOL , I can so relate. It is so embarasing sometimes......no privacy..... i don't really mind.
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biggles....
Most of the time I am ok with them hanging around....but when they jump up on the toilet to sit right behind me, that is when I tell them that I don't follow them when they go! LOL!
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your ADD dog can wait for the "short bus" with my [censored] (as a special ed teacher i can tell you that it's usually a short bus that picks up the "special little ones")
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Biggles you're killing us here
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I work in SpEd too. I finally worked up the nerve to tell everybody that our dog's name has mutated into "Special Ed". That happened 'way before I got the job.
Our special kids get to ride on a big bus with the other kids.
Grapes are versatile. Grapes can be sour, sweet, sublime as wine and fabulous even when old and dried out.
Me: BS XCH: Clueless 2-DS: Bigger than me 1-DD: Now also bigger than me!
5/6: Personally served CH with divorce papers 6/6: CH F? wants to time to see if M can be saved 7/6: FCH reenters our lives to work on marriage but secretly signs papers to start divorce...what's that about? Mediation set for November Final dissolution in January 2007. 2008 and beyond: Life goes on...
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i don't tell my students or their parents that i call my little guy the [censored]!
and he really does sit and stare out the window for hours...usually with his furry stuffed yellow duck, pink pig, or green frog in his mouth....
looking for a friend to play with or waiting for the bus to take him to be with "others like him"
poor little peanut
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my boy has to ride the so called short bus. it makes him cry.
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oh biggles...they are special and we love them for it!!
i wouldn't trade my little guy for a "normal" dog...he makes me laugh!
his big brother hunts and kills big game like groundhogs.... the [censored] tries to impress us with his kills...mice, birds and sadly....plants from my garden
I'm proud of both my boys...they do the best they can with what God gave them
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my boy has to ride the so called short bus. it makes him cry. Biggles - You're killing me here.
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oh biggles...they are special and we love them for it!!
i wouldn't trade my little guy for a "normal" dog...he makes me laugh!
his big brother hunts and kills big game like groundhogs.... the [censored] tries to impress us with his kills...mice, birds and sadly....plants from my garden
I'm proud of both my boys...they do the best they can with what God gave them Love your dogs, Eav! What a hoot! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
"It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena.." Theodore Roosevelt Exposure 101
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