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#1590078 02/13/06 09:24 PM
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An 80 year old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.

The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80 year old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year old wife who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?

The 80 year old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face. Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It’s just a matter of how you look at them. The purpose of life is to live it, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience
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Thought this was going to be another [censored] Cheney joke! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Too Funny!!!!!!!

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Engaged to be married on the 4th of August 2012!
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Did you know that Cheney may be sited with a violation of Texas hunting laws as he did have a valid hunting license but not the special bird hunting permit.


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