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#1596773 02/22/06 10:00 AM
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Talk about revisionist history!

From my baby brother (once, twice, three times a Grandpa):

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Updates of classic tunes

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore

Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again

Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

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Elvis : You ain't nothing but a .. a...a Oh, I forgot what I was saying. <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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You know your getting old when the "Classic Rock" you grew up with is featured on an ED commercial! lol! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


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LOL....surely we old folks can come up with a few more:

Stones: I Can't Get No Bedroom Action

Led Zepplin: Fairway to Heaven

Zombies: Time of No Reason

BJ Thomas: I Can't Stop Falling On My Head

Dianna Ross: Ain't No Diaper Wide Enough

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All I can say is
WAY FUNNY!!
Is 35 old?
Cause if it is like my kids keep telling me then I could add a few.
JE


D-day 5-18-05
35 BS (me)
52 WH
17 DS
15 DD
14 DDs twins
Currently in R.
"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference" The Serenity Prayer
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Excellent starfishy!

A couple Beatles tunes that don't need updating (pre-alzheimers):

We All Live On A Yellow Submarine

I am the Eggman

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And some games for our next oldster get-together..... <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

1. Sag, you're It.

2. Hide and go p**.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

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