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You misunderstand. I have simply not found a good way to dissect an Oreo without losing small crumbs. Maybe lasers? Even then, there will be mass loss.
I have another theory about dieting BTW. Eating cold food is better than eating hot food. If you eat cold food, your body burns calories heating up the food to body temperature. Eating hot food is fattening by its very nature. The colder the beer, the fewer the calories. Juxtaposed to this theory, however, is that very warm beer also has very few calories - while that seems counterintuitive, the explanation is that it doesn't stay in long enough to be absorbed.
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By dissecting parts and removing other parts on a select basis, well, doggone it, you just throw the whole thing into chaos. So then if I follow your logic, are you saying that by my removing the two wafers from the creamy Oreo filling here in Saudi Arabia, it will cause a butterfly in China to flap its wings? I understand.
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No, it is in China that the butterfly flaps its wings if and only if you remove the wafers here in the USA. If you remove them in SA, I don't know, get a globe.
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If removing the wafers has unpredictable results, what you are suggesting is far too dangerous and the fate of the world - universe for that matter - could rest in the balance. I'll go back to lasers and particle accelerators - much safer.
I am also going back in my room and slamming the door. I am leaving the light on though because I am afraid of the dark.
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Oh and LA, you're not the boss of me <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
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KiwiJ,
The longer and better you plan this disclosure, the worse it is going to turn out.
By two get one free - that's the best policy.
Oops, sorry. Honesty is the best policy. that's right.
Tell your husband the truth. Tell him your fears. The more you try to protect H, the worse you are going to hurt him.
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Just an update.
DD1 selected a Sony PSP because it has excellent screen resolution, stunning graphics, is very versatile in that it plays games, music, video and is WiFi capable for internet access, has an excellent ergonomic design and is expandable.
DD2 got a Game Boy Advanced because a) it is like the one her friend FooFoo has and b) she likes the pretty green color.
WW got a white belt to go with her new white shoes. The only problem we later discovered is that it is not really a "white" belt. WW still needs a white belt.
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TRAICIONADO...How are things with you and Gemela>? Do you feel you are doing better still?
Where is KIWI?
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"DD1 selected a Sony PSP because it has excellent screen resolution, stunning graphics, is very versatile in that it plays games, music, video and is WiFi capable for internet access, has an excellent ergonomic design and is expandable."
Why do I get the feeling that DD1 is living vicariously through you?
Hmmm.... or do I have that backwards?
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ToddAC and I were just thinking the same thing - where is KiwiJ? Right now she is in our prayers. Other than that, I don't know.
I am really tired. I need about 24 hours of sleep. How can I do that? Impossible with two DDs.
Overall I feel better. I feel like maybe we have survived this latest crisis. I feel like she is doing much better too. I still love her so much.
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TODD---I GUESS YOU are doing well, since you are posting so much . I am so happy you are. I had not post to you in such long time. Have you made rice and beans yet???
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My rice and beans are done, just waiting for the lamb to finish cooking.
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Hey, you know how to cook rice and beans?? Cool!! <img src="/ubbt/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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believer can do ANYTHING.
Really.
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Wow,,,,she is awesome, I know! She is the "creme of the creme"
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Black beans with onion, ajo, and epazote.
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I'm just going back in my room now. Call me when it is ready.
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Myrta has me thinking of Oreos again.
Arrrggghhhh.
You're so demanding, Traic.
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Myrta - It is some kind of weed like plant that grows in Tehuantepec, Oaxaca. I have one growing in my yard. You put it in beans and it removes the gas, plus it smells delicious. I looked it up on the internet, and too much is poisonous, but so far, it hasn't killed any of my guests.
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